A woman who produced human fingers in court in a bid to explain her involvement in a £925,000 tax credit fraud has been jailed for five years. Did she really think that would work?
"but, but, her human rights, oh, oh, and it is racist, and they are persecuting her religion. *blablabla*" Unfortunately this is entirely the case 1000000% of the time. ****ing lawyers.
I love it when they say it was a sophisticated or intelligent crime.... obviously not that sophisticated/intelligent if they got caught.
It was the Voodoo curse, made the gun I was holding lift up, aim, and fire all by itself, wasn't my fault! It was the voodoo curse.
I fail to believe a Nigerian would swindle anyone out of cash. At least not without using email. (P.S. that's a joke, not a racial slur)