A 14 Teen Year-Old dropout, can't have as good looking honeys as you have. Besides ()'s and ""'s are way overrated these days. Also, bashing someone in the process of bashing someone creates a double negative which technically is a no-no. Just a poor sport I say.
Well, look on the bright side, at least he didn't link to goatse.... Yes, I got feedback that consisted of "Nice case, maybe it would fit in my ass" along with the link to that place. Pure class.
thats the exact reason I have an english major friend fix my grammer when I do reviews. as for your reply tell him that you at least have the balls to review something and put your name on it and not hide behind email criticising people that make the effort.
How can he say this, then complain and mention you don't have credibility later? Apparently he has never read anything in his life. I have read professionally written/edited/published books et. al. with typos and grammatical errors. to vs. too isn't bad considering you don't have a staff (assumption on my part) Any credibility he might have had (which was 0, but give him the benefit of the doubt) went out the door here. He is apparently a dumb ass biggot... what would being an Aussie do... I'm guessing to vs. too is still a typo "down under". Now he is just being an ignorant ass. But not so much as he can still call it a good article. As Jim Carrey would say: Lahoo sa her (or whatever the pronunciation is)
"When you get tired of being jealous and can actually offer some constructive critisism without being condescending (which, by the way, only works on your gaggle of 13 year old friends), maybe I'll lower myself to send you a wittier response. Until that point, bear in mind that I've forgotten more than you'll ever know." That said, all these replies are just far too eloquent and well constructed.. I think the simple response should be: "j00 suxor" The irony would not go un-noticed by us.
Simply reply, "LOLOLOLOL!!!1 Wil YUO be TEh GriL?!?!!1/" Failing that, I liked Kna's one... "j00 suxor" that is.
I could write some witty reply, but that would impress you, and I dont need to do that, because quite frankly, I dont give a $%#^ what you think. In fact, if I want your opinion, I'll come over there and let you know what it is. oh, and btw Coolhand. Bored only has 1 'o' in it.
Aaagh, Coolhand just ignore that guy! Anything you ever say will always be wrong or in some way 'unintelligent'. Dont argue with a moron, he'll only drag you down to his level and win by experience (yes its a cliche, but how true it is).
mmmm you dont want to get cocky back, picking up on his mistakes or anything, u dont want to find his motives, you just want to give him a severe ass kicking, if u are not in the local region of him i cant see why u shudnt do it by words. In which case send him a reply back that says u have pictures of him getting close to goats and ull post them on the review. it may be childish, but if u have been affected by his coments it will make u feel better i say don't worry about it, hes a moron, but u can still flame him with insults! [**bing bong**Please note that this is Fish's way out of everything insult insult insult, and therefore this method is copywrited to fish and is fish's registered trade mark, thankyou]
thats it brad...your on the list...anymore smart ass's out there..... seriousily though, i just though it was funny that someone would take the time to write this.....i realy could not care less.....im thinking the guy must of had a fight with his boyfriend, and was bitter....what a dumb *&%$....