I still think the best one is the one you find on a pack of nuts... "WARNING : MAY CONTAIN NUTS" Well duh...
i whole heartedly endorse rocket733's experiment. be sure to take pics. had more of that oj and i'm not sick, or dead, yet. i'm gonna run out to central market this weekend and buy a big bottle of it. and some cranberry scones.
would you believe that I've just been told this week that the RAF is having to replace barbed wire around some of it's bases with chainlink fences due to health & safety issues? it's enough to make you cry