Off Topic

The idea is to take one word from the last person who posted and to write a sentence about a completely different subject using that word. Try to be creative.

Example post: There are five hundred thousand types of onions in my yard.
Example reply: Yard waste is picked up every other week.

First Sentence:
Several individuals have expressed their disapproval of forum games, while other's approve of them, believing that they make internet forums more enjoyable.

 

individuals are nothing when compared to whole of the population of the planet, however without them we would not have the whole.

 

Compared to a wheel of cheese, there's not much going for a biro these days.

 

I'm going to have to do something about that lump on your arm, since it's starting to scare people.

 

I'm going to have to do something about arm.. they are getting picked on by the big bad wolf.

 

Hello Mr. Wolf, it's Marsellus. Gotta bit of a situation.

 

Situational comedy is some of the cheapest that you can get, however, when drunk it can be fun.

 

Fun. I love fun. Nothing like a little bit of humour in the morning.

 

Please humor me and don't turn off the lights.

 

lights are inefficient when weve got computer screens (WTF am i on???)

 

Screens are great for keeping mosquitos out of the house and allowing fresh air in

 

My room needs fresh air. Yes, I have just equalized my bodily pressure.

 

A drop in cabin pressure can be quite frightening at high altitude

 

Pressure was too much, so I jumped. Fortunately it was only 2 feet, and I didn't die.

edit: beaten, nuts

 

You can get high from smoking illegal substances.

 

illegal substances are great.

 

My computer screen looks very funny

 

Illegal things are against the law

 

Jude Law is a bellend.

 

law is only useful when you get caught, then you hire a lawyer to try and break the law so you can walk free.