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  1. uncle_fungus

    uncle_fungus P/T Folding@home developer

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    Here's a bad one from the days of DOS:

    Who is "General Failure", and why is he reading "drive A"?
     
    uncle_fungus, 30 Mar 2009
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  2. nicae

    nicae What's a Dremel?

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    hehehe
    I was never good at giving good commands or file names in DOS :(
     
    nicae, 30 Mar 2009
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  3. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    hahaha

    oh man, this is so wrong !
     
    knuck, 30 Mar 2009
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  4. Yemerich

    Yemerich I can has PERSUADETRON?

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    I hate blonde jokes.. I think they are as racist as black people jokes
     
    Yemerich, 31 Mar 2009
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  5. nicae

    nicae What's a Dremel?

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    Unless it's a "loira" telling the joke :)
     
    nicae, 31 Mar 2009
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  6. Mister_X

    Mister_X Chaotic Neutral

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    A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
     
    Mister_X, 1 Apr 2009
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  7. badders

    badders Neuken in de Keuken

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    This is AWESOME. Must tell my friends. And then spend 10 minutes explaining it to them.
     
    badders, 1 Apr 2009
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  8. Xtreme_Machine

    Xtreme_Machine Survivalist

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    Your comment actualy made me laugh harder then the joke :p Haha
     
    Xtreme_Machine, 1 Apr 2009
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  9. Bluefan

    Bluefan test 123

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    How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
    They can't, it's a hardware problem.
     
    Bluefan, 5 Apr 2009
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  10. Ending Credits

    Ending Credits Bunned

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    Not computer ones but science ones.

    From one atom to another:
    "I think I've lost an electron."
    "Are you sure?"
    "Yeah, I'm positive."

    A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman serves him gladly. After he's drunk his pint he asks for his tab to which the barman says; "For you sir, no charge!"
     
    Ending Credits, 5 Apr 2009
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  11. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    :hehe: Awesome.

    I love geeky jokes, we use them all the time at uni, although I can't remember any now I'm trying to think... :(
     
    Krikkit, 5 Apr 2009
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  12. Ending Credits

    Ending Credits Bunned

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    TBH the only reason they're that funny is because they're in-jokes. I love them too though.
     
    Ending Credits, 6 Apr 2009
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  13. adam197

    adam197 What's a Dremel?

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    My favourite one atm:

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    (long pause)

    Java



    ...Im sorry :(
     
    adam197, 6 Apr 2009
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  14. craigey1

    craigey1 Minimodder

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    craigey1, 6 Apr 2009
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  15. scrimple3D

    scrimple3D What's a Dremel?

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    I always liked.....

    There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
     
    scrimple3D, 29 Apr 2009
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  16. schlappeseppel

    schlappeseppel What's a Dremel?

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    schlappeseppel, 27 Oct 2009
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