News Duke Nukem Forever may still be in the works

Maybe it is a game where duke is trying to kill the game, which if he is successful spawns a time loop continuum in which the games last forever, hence Duke Nukem Forever. I think the trouble is that the programmers cannot get past that point of testing, which has lead to insanity.

 

It's still the King!

And HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

 

Oh God, please go away DNF, no-one cares

 

Well, we have games with zombies, maybe it's time for Zombie Games!

 

i really do hope that after St John mentioned the whole "don't be disappointed..." bit, the crowd really started booing and hissing...

 

which would make DNF the best zombie game of all time, as it.....

Just...
wont...
DIE!!!

 

I know it's cold enough for hell to freeze over at the moment ??? anyone ???

 

That's easy. He is not allowed to talk about as his NDA is contractually binding, no matter whether the company he signed that contract with still exists or not. It's a standard clause.

 

Well, no one can say they are quitters, but seriously, someone should tell them it's over.

 

Booooooooooooooooooooring. Please die already Duke.

 

Hi all. Don't worry about the release of Duke Nukem Forever. It will be released real soon, even before the summer holiday vacation of 2010.
Why do we still have to wait for a while ? Because Duke Nukem is still too busy killing zombies, alien scum-suckers, slimeballs,weenies, mutants,missing links and some other genetic trash ;-)

 

A joke ? You know as much about the DNF release date as donkey's ass !
Believe me, Duke Nukem Forever will be the cult game of the century , or even, millenium !

 

I'd be happy enough if you learned how to use the "edit" button...