Randomness from another drunk night..

Hmm, tasty

 

As long as you hang it for the usual amount of time, then yes.

pheasant should be hung by the neck until the body drops to the ground. Then it's ready to cook.

 

Jstu to revive this, I ran inot a lampost tonight, gonna have a niec purple forehead tomorrow

 

Im sorry but how do u run into a lamp post? Drunk/Sober?

 

I would say... Hammered. I've seen people fall UP stairs when their trashed

 

LAst time I got super faded was hideous. Me and my friend split most of a handle of bacardi superior. I remember looking at the toilet then bright white. Then I woke up in my room with all my clothes on and whatnot. Fortunately my friends were nice enough to carry me to my bed. I heard horror stories the next day.

 

Forgive me not understanding you completely, and no I'm not as ignorant as this may sound, but was the cat actually.... ummm... Bloody? As in, Bleeding? Or did you just mean "There was a cat on my bed"?

 

Hehe, no, it wasn't actually bloody. Although that would be creepy if it were

 

Why yes, yes it would be

And from another thread, do you UK Fellas call Trash Bags "Bin Liners" or was that just one poster?

I'm just curious because I'm 1/4th British and know NOTHING about the culture across that little pond we call the atlantic...

 

Hehe, your low post count is showing.

To the Brits a "bin" is a trash can. So yes, a "bin liner" would be a trash bag.

I believe "bloody" is a mild curse...so we probably would have said there was a "damn cat in the bed".

 

I can add a strange after drinking find... I wasn't out drinking on Sunday night, but the next morning we all wandered through to the flat kitchen to find..... A giant pub garden umbrella.

It's still there, adds some character to the place

 

yes i was pissed last night, few too many stellas wifebeaters

I inflict so much pain onto myself