http://www.0wnag3.net/0wned/lobsters.jpg Down his trousers eh He should have known what would happen, or have worn re-inforced boxers.. (if this is a re-post please delete/close, couldnt find oen though)
what kind of fish is a lobster? is it a big fish? does he has teeth (or do I have to say tooth?)? or is it more like a catfish just sucking plants from stones? but i think it will has at least small teeth to castrate him^^
Hehe, a lobster ain't a fish. It's a mean looking thing with even meaner looking pincers. Clearly capable of performing highly skilled delicate surgical opertations http://www.eslkidstuff.com/images/lobster.gif bah, my lobster is more life like
Methinks it is a tall tale, most lobsters have bands around the claws to prevent this kind of thing (usualloy fingers instead of a scrotum) from happening. Secondly a vcasectomy is the surgical severing of the vasdeferens, usually requring an incision, if the lobster had given him one, it means it had chomped through his sack first, which would have left a rather dislocated set of testes.
Serves him right. Perhaps a vasectomy + the normal jail sentence should be something that should be given to all thieves / robbers / murderers / rapists/ peadophiles etc. Let's start cleaning the gene pool.
From the darwin awards website. which I would say that he would have done, provided he's not already fathered kids. Although I do think your correct in that the Darwin awards are only really for people who have somehow died as a result of their stupidity. But it'd probably get an honourable mention! edit Just double checked the darwin award page rules....and
A previous darwin award winner was a man that thought he'd get some satisfaction from a golf ball washer. He crouched on the counter and dunked his genitals in.He pronptly fell off backwards and tore then from his body. Ouch. -philth
We had a shoplifter at my work try to steal 2 hot chickens, fresh out at that with a core temp of about 85C.... and he put them up his shirt iirc. Funnily enough he got caught, and hopefully burnt (I really dislike shoplifters for all the hassle they cause)
hehe! well.. shoplifting is a stupid thing to do, so i ain't that surprised that it's the biggest idiots that does it..
