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Bizarre Spam Subjects of our time

Discussion in 'General' started by WilHarris, 22 Aug 2004.

  1. ToM

    ToM mmmm, blud

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    - easy to install, hardwood floors
     
  2. quack

    quack Minimodder

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    Just a small selection of spam received by my company's email address listed on 20+ domain WHOIS results:

    HEY ! Look My Wife ****ED
    pig pen 312 philosophers
    haunch 5274 waifs
    splatter your boyfriend with semen!
    Wmmyi It is like an old friend lost contact calling you again
    5 Adu1t DVDs for $1 FR3E shipp1ng!
    create your girlfriend's happiness
    longing for teen labias?
    line dancer 9283 necromancers
    industrial complex clocks living with 530
    boggle dock
    earring 3533 guardian angels
    baptistery redtop kronecker
    vegas baby!!
    DVDS 4 a B0CK (ONE B0CK!)
    invalid adams abeyance
    The woman turned, narrowed
    Hey, My DICK IS BIGGER now , read HOW
    Eliminate your bills the Christian way
    I hope you feel better!

    :thumb:
     
  3. Dodge

    Dodge What's a Dremel?

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    - Reply to Post .................... by lourquis
    - ª÷x¤k¤¤ºëµØ§¹¾ãª©
    - you know you wanna
     
  4. pranks7er

    pranks7er mange tout

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    ah my talk21 account is a spam trap

    lets look

    Jules Palmer - totally legal Windows software for half the price

    Kermit Pacheco - should you buy medications?

    Laptop Giveaway Claim your Sony Vaio Laptop

    Julian Kramer never use illegal Windows software
     
  5. apollyon

    apollyon What's a Dremel?

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    only bothered checking the first page of the 70 in my bulk account since yesterday (that's right, 70 since yesterday)

    but by far the most interesting are

    "growth hormone accelerates wound healing"
    "Internal Memo #3932 Overnight Pay Advance for David Seagate"
    "Have a tombstone created for your loved one."

    the last one is just plain morbid in my opinion
     
  6. Xiachunyi

    Xiachunyi What's a Dremel?

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    I got both of these on the same day about two months ago from different sources one right after another.

    *Your breasts are too small

    *Enlarge your p(you know the rest)


    :confused:
     
  7. Bruno_me

    Bruno_me Fake-ad‎min

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    got this one a little while ago... (one of about 5 total :p)

    I want to abuse people with disabilities! :hehe:
     
  8. 273BeLow

    273BeLow What's a Dremel?

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    hmm how about most (this pic was *after* 500 or so downloaded)
    [​IMG]
     
  9. TheoGeo

    TheoGeo What are these goddamn animals?!

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    ok, heres a few subjects from the spam i got in the last hour

    please respond (like thats gonna happen)
    the 10 mistakes most men make with women (ooo please tell me more)
    FREE smilies in your email (yu-huh along with a few viruses too i'll bet)
    essential aromatherapy items (i didnt know any aromatherapy was essential, must look more into this 1)
    Thomas kinkades very first collectable snowman (oh im so excited)
    Uncle sam can help you with bills (you mean help take the money off me?)
    shop around of automobile insurance (you mean u dont want me to use your company?)

    just a selection
     
  10. WilHarris

    WilHarris Just another nobody Moderator

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    Hmmm. Today, I got:

    Cream puff biceps living at 327

    I can't help but think of the stay puff marshmallow man :D
     
  11. TekMonkey

    TekMonkey I enjoy cheese.

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    "Be the person your dead mother always wanted you to be"

    :eeek:
     
  12. a9on87

    a9on87 ...

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    heh, just checked my hotmail account for the first time in ages::

    LongSchlong
    Girthy Woody
    Fatter Submarine
    An easier way to fly
    NOexercise
    DISC0UNT BRAND CIGARETTES
    Long Torpedo Big N Bad
    Make your scallywag massive
     

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