Happy birthday Teelzebub Couldn't let such an event go unmarked (that'll teach you to switch off visitors messages )
Happy Birthday you old loon! Spoiler I'd get you some adult entertainment but at this age I'd be afraid your heart couldn't take it.
Minow hippo Bird Day to Ewe ... As the late great Frank Carson said...Its the way you Tel em... (rolls eyes)
I'd say Happy Birthday, but it isn't. It's the anniversary of your birthday And since you're the Lord of Hell surely you weren't even born, you just existed? Happy Birthday you old toss pot