Rant Could of would of should of

FFS, could've, should've, would've, could have, should have, would have!!!

 

There, they're, their, deep breaths and calm down, bud.

I will admit, your defiantly onto something

 

Pendant

 

Wait, you brought a new pendant?

Pics or it was a dude.. no, wait...

 

Their’s nothing wrong with being pedantic, with regard to correct use of the English language.

 

He's been at the egnog again

 

A handy guide I found:

There = they are
They're = ownership
Their = location

Your welcome.

 

If this were on Reddit, someone would be having a hissy fit about the three exclamation marks, followed by Americans having a hissy fit that it's 'exclamation points' because British English is 'incorrect'.

 

I have a boss who says things like "undermind" and it really grinds my gears.
I'm fairly sure that I heard them use the term "escape goat" the other day too

 

Escape goat needs to be a thing.

 

It would have to be fast, a racing goat!

 

A local farmer near us had one of those. It used to escape from his paddock into our back garden, around once a month. I think it enjoyed the battle with my dad, who had the rather challenging task of getting the bloody thing out of the garden.

My favorite miss-spelling was in our local free ads. I can't remember the item but the reason for selling was:

"Surplus to requirements - I boart one too many"

Genius

 

FTFY!

 

Financial Times Farm Yard?

 

i think it means
F*ck This & F*ck you

 

I can't deal with how Americans pronounce "pat(e)ronizing"...that would mean that they are frequenting a particular bar or restaurant, not that their complaining about something being a smug git