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Evil plan generator

Discussion in 'General' started by djengiz, 24 Oct 2003.

  1. djengiz

    djengiz Pointless.

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    Checkthis out!


    Fun :)
     
  2. MikeTitan

    MikeTitan Ling Ling: 273 Battle Points

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    Your objective is simple: World Domination
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Seize control of United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Covertly Move your Armies of Destruction, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
     
  3. MikeTitan

    MikeTitan Ling Ling: 273 Battle Points

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    Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with All that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Unleash your Corporate Takeover, bringing about Horrors beyond Man's Comprehension. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

    Who could this be???


    MICROSOFT!!!

    Hmm maybe gates just followed this easy to do list? :worried: :hehe:
     
  4. relix

    relix Minimodder

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    Next, you will Steal the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


    ...excellent... :naughty:
     
  5. acrimonious

    acrimonious Custom User Title:

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    :D

    Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will cause countless hordes of Mad Scientists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Covertly Move your Doomsday Device, bringing about the Destruction of the Masses. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
     
  6. djengiz

    djengiz Pointless.

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    Wow you guys are bad mofo's! heheheh And all I wanted was some candy......
     
  7. dagamore

    dagamore What's a Dremel?

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    Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
    Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Intelligence Transferred into a Computer?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Desecrate the Grand Canyon. This will cause countless hordes of the Religious Right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Covertly Move your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
     
  8. Murdoc

    Murdoc Gas Mask..ZOMG

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    Your objective is simple: World Domination
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Covertly Move your Armies of Destruction, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.



    All we need is love, lalalala, love, love, love is all we need... :eyebrow:
     
  9. ReFredzRate

    ReFredzRate Relix Headshot!!

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    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Famous Actor/Actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Steal the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Horror, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Unleash your Armageddon Clock, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. This will all be done from a Warehouse, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
     
  10. [DE]FreD_S

    [DE]FreD_S Certified Specialist of Awesomeness

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    Well actually I was only planning to kill this one certain guy ( you know who I mean ... ) but then this came out ... now I must follow ... argh !

    Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Destroy the Eiffel Tower. This will cause countless hordes of Corporate Suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Demonstrate your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Warehouse, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.


    Cheers

    Fred
     
  11. :Galokin:

    :Galokin: Guest

    geez not another crazy website found by djengiz...where do u find all this crazy stuff? and so often!
     
  12. Yo-DUH_87

    Yo-DUH_87 Who you calling tiny?

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    Excuse me, but why bother with taking over the un? Just kill the lot and get rid of that waste of capital :p

    Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Wall Street Executive. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Unleash your Doomsday Device, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

    :idea:

    I'll be right back, I have an exec to blackmail... :naughty:
     
  13. Sid

    Sid Banned

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    Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Hired Goons to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
     
  14. Carbon

    Carbon Banned

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    Your objective is simple: World Domination
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Robotic Exoskeleton?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Destruction of the Masses. This will all be done from a Medieval Castle, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
     
  15. MikeTitan

    MikeTitan Ling Ling: 273 Battle Points

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    Im evil remember? As soon as I get my soliders, you really think Im gonna keep the place around MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :worried:
     
  16. Digitalblueshift

    Digitalblueshift What's a Dremel?

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    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Unleash your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.


    I find it very random that almost all of us chose fuzzy bunnies....
     
  17. Bruno_me

    Bruno_me Fake-ad‎min

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    Your objective is simple: World Domination

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Covertly Move your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about a 1984 Police State. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

    Trust us, it'll all come together in the end
     
  18. woodshop

    woodshop UnSeenly

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    Your objective is simple: World Domination
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Town Mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Steal New York. This will cause countless hordes of Robot Warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Doomsday Device, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
     
  19. LCDNinja

    LCDNinja What's a Dremel?

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    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Rock Star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will Desecrate the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will Unleash your Opening of the Seven Seals, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
     
  20. G-gnome

    G-gnome Peter Dickison

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    G-gnome's Evil Plan Generator

    Your objective is simple: Getting as pissed as a fart (the Australian way!)
    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Because the rugby world cup is on.

    Stage One:

    To begin your plan, you must first purchase a mini-tanker full of VB Beer. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this idiot? Where did they come from? And why do they think they will look so good covered in their own vomit?

    Stage Two:

    Next, you will gather as many of your pals together as possible around a big-screen TV showing a world-cup game and guzzle said beer like a thirst-crazed swagman lost in the outback who’s just stumbled across a beer-filled billabong. This will eventually cause you to believe that the referee is ****, the touch judge’s parents were siblings and that if you weren’t a fat ******* and could actually play rugby you’d “sort them pussies out!” and countless hordes of “them hot cheerleader chicks like they have in them other games” would flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become unpronounceable as you drool, dribble and slur your speech, shouting obscenities as the opposition score a try, and lesser men had “betta hard’n up and get shome moor pish into ‘em! <hic>”.

    Stage Three:

    Finally, you will slide queasily sideways off the couch, wondering why there’s two refs, the score is 2727--1010, and the floor has become a wall. This will bring about a violent regurgitation of your stomach contents over you, the bottom of the couch, the carpet, your mate’s shoes and the dog. This will all be done from a suburban home, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end of consciousness, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to remain unaware of your inebriated existence.

    Trust us; it'll all come together in the end


    Hey wow! It works! :eeek:
     

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