News Light wave teleported without data loss

They diverted power from life support.

 

This is cool stuff.

 

Actually, it's normally at body temperature.

 

Krikkit, PM.

 

A fully contained network would be a Ring of Fire.

 

You're right. It shows where these people's heads are. Infantile, moronic, anal-retentive bedwetters, everyone. It's no wonder the sun set on the former British Empire.

 

Set phasers to me-ow!

 

LOL as tea squirts through nostrils!!

 

Beat me to it.

 

Or even better; rebuild the world so that one area is converted into a closed complex of toilets where you can rent a toilet for life and telport to it when in need of relief.

This way you have loads of space at home plus you can get rid of the stench and no need to spend money buying toilet air freshners.

Sometimes I'm so full of great ideas. I'll patent it and setup my own quantum toilet enterprise

 

So, how long until this technology is used for streaming porn?

 

For a second I thought it was just me...

 

I give it...3 months.

 

Great comments

 

I think the guys at Bit Tech are now shaking their heads in dispear and wonder where it all went wrong. I guess they're thinking why bother at all with smart, interesting articles since all we (read I) think about are toilets

 

Yep, I'll second that. Sort of. I read the first one, (A Brief History of Time) which was mind-expandingly brilliant. If I remember rightly, the entire book contains only one single equation: E=mc2 (squared) - so it's not at all going to bombard with you with over-reaching maths and complexity.

Hawking has that wonderful ability of someone who truly understands his subject, whereby he can take the most esoteric, abstract and complex idea and then break it down and explain it in a way that makes it seem utterly simple. An absolute must read for anyone even vaguely interested in physics.

 

I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget.

 

You must be reaaaallly optimistic, i give it about 3 days -.-, people are way too focused on porn to let something like mass pornographic vids and photos take longer than 3 days to integrate it into the new system.

 

this is a load of crap...

 

This is all we need;