Today I was in college and decided to go 'spend a penny' (NOT a pound!) or whatever you wish to call it, got into le cubicle to discover I was wearing my pants inside out AND back to front !! I would have changed them however le loo's were rather busy and I was convinced some1 would notice me under the door if I started removing items of clothing so I spent the rest of the day in discomfort! lol This reminds me of the time I woke up early for a shower and showered with my socks on, only noticing when I stepped out afterwards on to the floor and my feets squelched So, what silly little things have you lot managed to do whilst being too tired/clumsy/generally dumb??
drove for about 25mins down dual carrage way with out lights on @ about 10pm, needless to say the copper didnt think it was a silly mistake (i was v.tired)
mmm i have a few.. One recent one was that i just had my bike brakes replaced the day before and i hadn't had brakes on the bike for the last 10months so was used to pulling the brakes HARD to stop. I was listening to my iPod while going down the main road.. i then see out the corner of my eye a car pulling out of the junction infront of me.. stupid me thought "Right better slow down" so i pulled the brakes really hard like i had done for the last ten months to slow down.. only the next thing i notice i'm on the road floor with the bike on my head in a heap.. fecking glad i was wearing my helmet i tell ya. Anyways it took me a couple seconds to work out what happened.. check my iPod was ok.. THEN i checked for any injuries (iPod first of course). Got up.. cleaned myself off.. had a good laugh and cycled home lol.
^did that the other day, was on my mates bike goin really fast for no reason, he ran right infront of me so i hit the brakes, the FRONT brakes and the bike flips up and over i jumped off, the bike still hit my mate, snapped his chain and gave him a bruise on his leg, then after i finsihed rolling around in laughter ran away while he chased me
haha, I've done that. The area was well lit though and the inside lights stayed on all the time so I didn't notice. Eventually turned onto a country road with no lights and wondered why the hell I couldn't see anything. Other than that, I've just had an average monday today. I was working with one of the managers who is peticularly annoying. To start off he wants to see why a computer will not boot moving a hard drive from one pc to a completely different one. So I demonstrate knowing that it will not work and sure enough - blue screen during boot. I'm annoyed more at having to demonstrate this on 2 pc's that were the exact same situation. I go and put everything back like it was in the first pc and it will not boot - hard disk 0 not found. This makes no sence, everything is set perfect. After checking and rechecking the cables and jumpers and everything, I notice secondary hard disk 0... wtf? why's it looking for secondary? check the bios and it's all correct except the secondary hard drives say auto, should be a problem as there is a primary master that has the os but it is proving to be a pain so I set to none on both - all good. go to the second pc and it also will not boot - ntldr not found. by this time I'm pissed and and am even more stumped. cable looks good, no bent/pushed in pins, all is well in the bios. I eventually give up on this one and say I'm gonna reload it and bring it back to my desk. I'm going through the routine reloading and it detects the hd and re-images normally but wont boot with the same error again. by now I'm ready to take the pc out to the parking lot and run over it. I've worked on this for four hours(including the time to prove his idea wouldn't work) and know this could very well mean the end of my job if this guy is without a pc because this manager is like that, we've never gotten along anyway... About this time I'm staring at the error message and notice something out of the corner of my eye - that floppy drive doesn't look quite right. NO! press the eject button and then the space bar. Computer boots beutifuly....
Ive decided to have a shower , undressed and turned the shower on. About 30 seconds after going into the shower i notice something isnt quite right , Doh ive gone into the shower with my hat on
I once washed my hair with conditioner for 3 weeks. I was extremely confused why my hair was looking unclean each day. Of course I blame this on women... You just need a bottle with 'shampoo' written on it, you don't need conditioner and you certainly don't need colour shampoo for lightly sandy hair frequent use stringy hair that can only be used on Tuesdays. I think a good 20% of most modern supermarkets is devoted to hair care products and at least 50% in Boots . *Grumps*
Found the apple-juice in the glasses cupboard before. Also found the milk in the dishwasher and a cereal bowl in the fridge. I think the worst thing I ever did was when heading to Manchester Academy on a wednesday night for a gig, checked my ticket to see it was on the Tuesday.
Not sure if this really fits in, but it was almost very embarrassing nonetheless. Happened today in fact... I walked into the sixth form toilets at the end of lunch today. I noticed one of the cubicles that was previously out of order was open, so I thought, what the hell, I'll live a bit, I'll use this cubicle! (I don't like the urinals in these particular toilets, don't ask why though!). So anyway I go in, as I'm turning round to shut the door, I knock the toilet seat, and it falls off the toilet. Falls right to the floor causing an almighty CRASH! So yeah, I thought "right, best not let anyone see what happened or who did it" so I went to lock the door, only to find there was no lock! Luckily for me there was nobody in there at the time (first thing I checked after making myself feel like an idiot). I reckon the toilet was still out of order, but somebody had forced the lock or something (and removed the sign). There were quite a few people outside who I'm sure thought "what the hell is he up to in there ". Reminded me of the bit at the sperm bank in Naked Gun Anyway, that was my slightly funny story for the day, hope you enjoyed it! -Sam
I have done the above stuff, like putting milk in the cereal cuboard. I have also gone in to the shower with me boxers on. Removed the wrong partition on an hdd (fixed it though .) Forgot to plug in headphones to me stereo. I had it cranked up loud. My parents never said anything till morning. I also had a dream I was peeing in the toilet. Suddenly the pee starts flying all over me, and I wake up in shock only to find out that I was wetting the bed . That happened a long time ago though But bow, did I ever pee a lot Also, when I was a baby at the beach, I started drinking a bunch of apple juice. Shortly after finishing, I started peeing through my shorts and saw it happening. I then said "Apple juice come out!"
These kind of things happen to me on a near daily basis... I am Daisy Steiner A couple of totally ones; when I put a lighter in my mouth & proceeded to break a cigarette trying to light it... wouldn't have been too bad as no-one noticed, but then I giggled so much I ended up explaining what I'd just done. D'oh! Then there was the time I tried to light a candle with a torch... Pity me, I'm too stupid to live!
I do tons of little things like these all the times. The most recent: I put a dirty glass into the diswasher (glass still had some milk in). My mom started shouting my name and I was like "WTF?!" (well I didn't say that) and I realized it was a clean load that hadn't been emptied yet. Unfortuantely, I put the glass on the top rack, so my mom made me handwash the entire bottom rack .
Cycled home from the shops on the wrong side of the road once...Wondered why all the cars kept coming towards me, and giving funny looks...
I feal so deprived having never done anything that supid! Even when completely nackered dragging myself to lectures, i've passed out in the shower for a few mins. Fallen asleep countless times in statistics, also nearly fallen over from the bright projector screen (was very very drunk, morning after mates brithday). But Em's story does show you how it wasn't itching until u noticed it with sight, the second your brain had registered it was wrong, i bet u felt the non stop agony of needing to touch urself.
