Gaming Damnation

http://www.bit-tech.net/gaming/ps3/2009/05/28/damnation-review/1

We know what you're thinking. You're looking at that picture and thinking 'Damn', in tones of either lustful wonderment or cynical bemusement. That's the same reaction we had when we played the game for the first time - so check the review to find out what comes after that...

 

nice tits.

 

Just a quick FYI: All your click for bigs on image links are incorrect (click the first image and you'll see what I mean)

Terrible score too. I'm guessing the +3 was for boobage?

 

Shame, I was looking forward to this when it was first announced, I was worried when I saw no previews though

 

Its a shame because the screenshots do look appealing! I think this'll be worth £3 of my money at a Gamestation in a year or so.

 

I was actually looking forward to this, looked pretty cool. I will still give it a go though.

 

I'm pretty sure which pictures you were clicking for bigs on too....

 

The cover system is about as much fun as vomiting in a scuba mask and aims feels stiff and jumpy

ah i love the methapors... i always try to picture it in my head. mental exercise so to say. nice boobs, nice theme, sad it turned out as bad.

 

Never heard about the game before it popped up in a Steam Update window. At first I was excited thinking it'd be a bit like Monolith's badly neglected Blood franchise, then I saw it was supposed to be a "steampunk western". Pretty much lost all interest right then and there.

 

It's product like this that make the EUs 2 year warrany on software seem like a great idea doesn't it.

 

That should have made you even more interested

Shame it turned out rubbish, the theme/graphics look awesome (and I'm not just talking about the boobs here).

 

is it just me or do crap games seem to get published in the summer, come november i'll bet we're swamped in great stuff. but why do we have to trawl through seas of mediocrity throughout the summer?

 

I knew this was going to be bad a few days ago when it popped up for sale on Play.com without any recent previews or pre-release reviews having been published online. You just know that's a bad sign.

 

Steam Powered boobs? That's the first one!


Awww... I was hoping this game was fun. Such a nice enviroment.... Anyway, still going for a *cough* Try before buy *cough*

 

Same reason movie-goers trawl through seas of dribble at the theater come the winter.

More people on vacation, summer work, just OUTSIDE == less people couped up buying/playing games. (At least this used to be the reason.)

Same reason blockbusters come out in the summer: More people out cause the weather's nice versus winter.

Still sucks. Like this game.

 

Lies! (honest)
I'm male.. what am I meant to do?!

 

One word.

Ghostbusters.

 

Oh look... tits. And the game is crap... shock horror.

 

The one thing going on in my head is....

How do publishers even have the gall to send guys any games anymore??

And on a completely random tangent: Why is the Stacker 830 so expensive now??