LOL Something you shouldn't do but really want to

Right, this is one of those things.

It's been in the back of my mind for years.

I've never done it, but I really want to.
I know I shouldn't,but I keep thinking about it.....


get a big jar and fill it with water, it MUST have an air tight lid.

Next time you feel a fart brewing in the bath, get the jar and remove the lid, turn upside down and place in aposition to get the gas.


gas displaces air.

attach lid.



repeat until filled.




Now the nest step is really undecided,
Either, match and run.
or Evil stink bomb.



Now I know it's bad.
I know I shouldn't


but it's an Idea I can't escape from.
Every time I fart in the bath I suddnly feel loss for the missed oportunity.




Discuss
Or add your own.

 

Use the dogs that people let out at night to roam the streets as target practice. I almost had to once because one of them charged at my room mate.

 

I really want to ride my scooter (I think we've all seen it by now) down the side of Garrowby Hill, or Bulmer Bank

Just to compare, imagine going face-first down the side of Snowdon, that's about how bad Garrowby is (double the incline for Bulmer )

 

Spend ridiculous amounts of money that I can't afford to on several different things. Examples: Various makes & models of car, Watches, flashlights (oops, too late), clothes etc. Other than that... Meh, I'll get back to you

 

I shouldn't look at all the slutty pics of my female friends on Facebook and rate them.

But I do!

 

To quote myself from earlier today: That's someone's daughter you know...

 

Every girl on the planet is someone's daughter. These girls happened to be my school/college/uni friends.

 

That's one of the strangest things I've ever heard anyone wanting to do! A bit tmi as well!

As for me, I cannot really think of anything! Maybe skydiving.

 

Yes but rating them? I'm not judging, but it's just not something that I would do with my own female friends.

 

I only rate them after I get done with them

 

Repped!

 

Thats a great idea, you should do somthing about it already!

My ideas/plans;

Robb fort knox

run over a litter of rabbits

run over a family of racoons (this happened for real... ahh, the early days of driving and not seeing sh*t at night)

get force powers so I can strangle people at a distance

that is all!

 

I want to rob a bank cause I'm broke as a joke. I'd never do it, but would be awesome to have a bunch of money.

That, and I want to go on a high-speed chase. The Police in this town are dumb as a sack of moldy potatoes and I know for a fact I could out-wit them.

 

I'd like to know what it's like to be shot....

 

Jack a plane......... or space shuttle.

 

Have a **** in my friends dishwasher.

 

Strangely... I've always wanted to do that also. No idea why... just have.

 

While in my first year of uni, someone crapped in the communal washing machines.

I lol'd.

 

Force feed anorexic morons, especially those that eat and then throw it back up. Forcing them to eat so much they require weight watchers after 6 weeks to drop down to there ideal weight.

Achieve the highest speeding ticket on the plant in a 30 zone! lol!

Beer farts on a plane just after they seal the outer door and go on to re-circulation

 

Sorry to ruin your fantasy, but air is not recirculated on an airliner. Clean air is taken from the engine inlet... usually just after the first stages of compression, and filtered into the cabin. Air is also exhausted from the cabin and pressure maintained either automatically, or manually by the flight crew. In fact, it's refreshed at a higher rate once flying than it would be just sat on the apron with the doors open.