Gotta love how you still figured it was a better idea to post to BT then.. I don't know.. call an ambulance?
yeah sorry, I honestly thought I was dead and imagining using pc - therefore nothing would be real, I know sounds stupid now but I was dead ? still the odd crazy post every 10 years?
I think I once got so drunk I thought my heart had stopped. Turned out I was so drunk I was looking for a pulse in my elbow. I think my theory at the time was something along the lines of the elbow being closer to the heart so it made more sense to look there, not that I have any idea why I was looking in the first place, mind. Congratulations on still being alive bud, at least you can see the funny side, unlike some on here. :|