LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Does this mean the Keyboard is actually the densest storage medium of the computer?

 

That's misleading. Each sperm holds the same data. The actual data transferred is just 37.5 MB, no matter how many times you copy it. Any basic compression would just reduce the entire ejaculate to 1 cell.

 

That would be an anti-climax at the end of an "educational" video.

 

not all sperm cells carry the same message, you do not pass on your entire genetic code to your offspring

 

It was meant to be a joke....

 

And I shall call him 'mini-me' :-D

 

305?? What, call a friend? "Please come service my wife, she's 503"

 

I suppose that's one option. I was thinking more broadly with the word proxy. I guess the friend could be live or battery operated.

 

"If I ejaculated a 1.5TB HDD I'd probably do it again from the excitement." Ending Credits

That is all.

 

We can conclude that Ending Credits has a nic for ejaculation related quotes.

Much personal experience I guess.

 

Very well. There's still massive redundancy though. Unless it's been accounted for, which I haven't bothered to check.

 

All this talk of ejaculate is a little hard to swallow. Please proceed with more demotes.

Edit: Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to take it on the chin with that statement?

 

That's what she said

 

Nope, every sperm cell has a different DNA code. That's why if you have two sons 2 years apart, they are different and not twins.

 

Every sperm carries 50% of your DNA, but not necessarily the same 50%. With 23 chromosome pairs there are 8388608 different possible combinations.

 

Well, at least that's makes the chance of spawning the next Hitler a little smaller..

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http://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

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why has this thread suddenly become a philosophical debate on dicks/data?

less penis, more demot!

 

I'm pretty sure you get DNA switching between chromasones, not just a binary choice between each one.