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LOL My shoes smell. Of cannabis.

Discussion in 'General' started by Byron C, 16 Aug 2012.

  1. Byron C

    Byron C Multimodder

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    Just thought I'd share this random story from my life.

    A little while ago I ordered myself a new pair of shoes online. I took them out of the box when they arrived, and there was a bit of a weird smell; "No big deal," I thought, "new shoes often have an odd smell." I took them in the kitchen to polish them and left them on the table.

    My other half also started to notice the odd smell coming from my shoes, and it wasn't until a day or two later when we actually figured out what the smell was: cannabis. That is a bit of a bizarre smell to come from a pair of shoes, but several of my friends have taken a whiff and they all agree that it's cannabis. Plus I'm not exactly holier-than-thou, so I do know what the stuff smells like!

    It's now two months down the line and if anything, they smell even stronger than they did before; especially when I've been wearing them all day and I've just taken them off. We live on the first floor and my other half remarked the other day that she could smell my ganja shoes in the stairwelll - before she even reached our door. I can even smell the buggers now and then when I'm in work; I've no idea what people of work must think of me now...

    I knew that hemp or hemp-based material is used quite often these days, including being used in shoes & trainers, but you'd think they would make an effort to remove the smell during the manufacturing process... I've tried several odour eater type things (including actual Odor Eaters), febreeze, deodorants, body sprays, etc. Nothing will shift the pungent aroma of sticky green stuff emanating from my shoes.

    And yes, I've already checked for hidden smuggling compartments!

    As I said; just thought I'd share this bit of randomness with you.
     
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  2. Pookeyhead

    Pookeyhead It's big, and it's clever.

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    It's a nice smell. Better than sweaty feet at least. I can think of much worse things my shoes could smell of :)
     
  3. Byron C

    Byron C Multimodder

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    You know what? I think I'd actually prefer them to smell of rancid cheesy feet. I mean... the cannabis smell was amusing at first, but I must smell like a complete and utter stoner. Not really appropriate when I'm in long meetings with senior management at work! :worried:
     
  4. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    Just don't wear them at the airport. :worried:
     
  5. digitaldunc

    digitaldunc What's a Dremel?

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    + Rep for "Ganja shoes" :D

    What shoes are they, out of interest?
     
  6. [PUNK] crompers

    [PUNK] crompers Dremedial

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    had you thought that they may have been used to smuggle drugs into the country? this will be on banged up abroad in a couple of weeks!

    seriously though, cool story bro (and I sincerely mean that)
     
  7. TheGreatSatan

    TheGreatSatan Member for 17 years!

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    Crack head........er, shoe
     
  8. talladega

    talladega I'm Squidward

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    try putting them in the freezer?
     
  9. Byron C

    Byron C Multimodder

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    These cheapy things from Premier Man: http://www.premierman.com/shop/cush...etails/show.action?pdBoUid=5882#colour:,size:

    The site says the linings and "sock" are leather, but I think that's a lie.

    At first I thought some warehouse worker may have left their stash in there....

    :eeek:

    Do you know what that does to the polished finish...?! ;)
     
  10. Sloth

    Sloth #yolo #swag

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    Weed walkers.
    Blunt boots.
    Mary-jane moccasins.
    High flying high heels.
    Ganja gaiters.
    Cannabis clogs.
    Doobie dockers.

    Anyone care to add? :D
     
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  11. Showerhead

    Showerhead What's a Dremel?

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    I want to see you at airport check in with these when there's a sniffer dog around.
     
  12. Byron C

    Byron C Multimodder

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    :clap: :D
     
  13. Throbbi

    Throbbi What's a Dremel?

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    Shoes that make you hungry? That's just weird :lol:
     
  14. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Spliff slippers?
     
  15. .//TuNdRa

    .//TuNdRa Resident Bulldozer Guru

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    Pot Pedestrians?
     
  16. Almightyrastus

    Almightyrastus On the jazz.

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    Skunk Shufflers
    Gear Galoshes
    Pot Platforms
    Wacky Winklepickers
    Stash Sneakers
    Bob Marley's Waders
     
  17. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    Be careful, if you use them to much your feet will become numb and very hungry...
     
  18. bluc

    bluc What's a Dremel?

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    Perhaps a columbian drug lord was using them to smuggle canibas :D Better pull them apart to make sure the are not full of buds :dremel: :hehe:
     
  19. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Reefer Reeboks
    Hash Hikers
    Moroccan Moccasins
    Cryppie Cleats
    Shwag Sandals
    Stone Soles
     
  20. Matticus

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    Sorry. Whoa. Just stop right there!

    You put new shoes on the table!?!? I am 99% certain that the fabric of time and space is going to begin to unravel at any moment, you have doomed us all, my friend. Doomed us all.
     

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