LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

This.

 

The first stage of grief is denial.

 

...

 

Dude, you got your zombie plan straight!

 

You don't have to go too far to find lovely places like that in Finland.

Wish I'd picked up some land I saw a while back when it was going cheap, the GF wasn't too keen owning a bit of land out in the wilds of her homeland though.

 

Son, we need to talk.

 

They call this Poe's Law. Still, with 7 billion people on the planet and more and more stupid people leaving a permanent trail of their stupidity on the internet, it's not hard to believe that we can find a few dozen examples of their idiocy.

 

You just need to keep your eyes and ears open around town or ride public transport now and again to know that the level of stoopid shown in that series of pictures is very possible and all too real.

If it ever gets too much, just duck into a bookshop, the mere presence of books is like Kryptonite to them...

 

Isn't it "Shock" then denial?

 

Depends on what model you subscribe to. Shock, disbelief and denial are usually lumped together.

 

What stage is ice cream?

 

Depression.

 

Stationary bike?

 

My thought was 'Cyberman'.

 

Good call, it does indeed look like a mildly excited Cyberman.

 

Not to mention that everyone has a derp moment every so often, and the internet records some of them for posterity.

 

That;s correct, 5 cents. The ball costs 5 cents.

I was thinkiing maybe two balls are in play here. No!
It is a stunningly simple example of pure logic which escapes natural intuition.

 

Barraco Barner.