LOL Demotivational Posters (NSFW)

im demotivated that i dont know what cruise this is

 

#1 skinnnnny
#2 more expensive than you can afford and has a better six-pack than you too
#3 fake tits
#4 hanging in there, but not quite accepted. Won't be up for anything and will cry into her pillow every night.

 

#4 wins because:
- she is not wearing stupid retarded glasses that could save the earth from global warming by patching the ozone layer's holes
- she's not skinny, au contraire, she's got the curves
- boobs, albeit possibly fake, certainly don't look like they're about to explode

 

#1 make her feel bad about her body type and sleep with her to make her feel worthy
#2 act like an ass and that she has to prove how good she is to you and sleep with her
#3 talk about how you have never seen such a great body, yadda yadda yadda, when the subject of fake tits come up tell her that they look natural and that you have never experienced fake ones before and sleep with her
#4 act as a sponge soaking up all the problems she has (ignoring them in reality) and then comfort and sleep with her

 

You sir, are a god.

 

LMAO!!!

 

I don't care, I posted that after 3 beers within a 20 minute period
*I'm not usually that bad, but I was drinking to get drunk*

1. Wouldn't
2. Would
3. This thread scarred me on the subject of fake jubblies, so no chance
4. Definitely would

 

1. Would
2. Would
3. Would
4. Would

If they were all at the same time, even better, but I guess thats why we have imagination and hands!

You guys are too picky! Fcken homos!

 

what you really do is bang all 3 to the left, and take number 4 home, might have problems but looks to be a keeper.

Then as you've already had fun with the other 3 it makes birthday special sex much better as she can call her insecure friends over..

 

+1. Good lad. Have some rep because you have no chance with them 4.

 

For a 5 day week that's just average, 20% over 5 days is 100%. Nothing to read in to there.

 

Your Li-Ion batteriy is igniting my good sir. May I suggest you step away and vacate the premises.

 

your absolutely right all 4 of them are out of your league, please consult vince asap and see if he has a spare slap job you can borrow

 

This, anyone who say anything different is mental

Love the extras he bundles with it "It comes with a mouthpiece, detachable music holder, a few sheets of crappy music, some new oil, frustration and regret"

 

If hotlinking works:

 

Jesus. now appearing on chickens.

 

Is that an Apple Pie ? ZOMG



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