Meanwhile, Boris failed to realise the enormous chicken wing creeping up behind him. Whilst enjoying the saucy sensation of the two foods on his shoulder, he screamed when... (If you think this story is beginning to become epic, trust me, read the entire thing. It is well worth it! )
he suddenly realised he had also lost his pants and some putrefied chicken was placing his parts in a hot dog bun, with this he....
shivered and pulled the webbing spiderman had left clinging to his body closer, his body damp and lingering with a nauseous scent that he couldn't quite comprehend, his body erupted in white pustules, his legs buckled and.....
Spiderman swallowed him whole. *skip part about journey through system* When he finally was recovered enough to move, he
went to a nearby forest to make about finding a christmas tree, having spent all of christmas in spiderman's rectum....
He took a flight to Brazil, in order to transform the Amazon into a massive land of christmas trees, only to...
discover it was smouldering, everything was gone chard and black, ash fell like grey snow upon his head, he pondered in thought and decided not all was lost, he laid in the ash and made ash angels, through the ash ridden sky he noticed lighted glints falling, what ever it was it had wings, thousands of wings then descended like small metallic butterflies and.....
the fire ceased, having burned all of the fuel in the forest, revealing the dark sky above it. It quickly became apparent that this was not creative mode at all....
Realising that he had ruined his plane ticket when rolling around in the ash and that he had no way home, he took his mobile phone from his pocket and phoned Nexxo who explained that this was all a dysfunctional delusion brought on by his denial of his own self-actualization of his own narcissism caused by his rejection of his Multiple Personality Disorder and that until he accepted that his secret identity was Spiderman he would never be able to have a meaningful holistic relationship without which he would never have synergy which in turn would cause his ego to fracture to such an extent that he created yet more psychosis leading to a never ending whirlwind of torment.
yes it was but it was orgasmic.... continues...... as fractured as his mind was his personality's rejoined, his mind cleared and he breathed a deep sigh, looked at himself and realised he was actually female, how could he be tormented or feel rejection with such a body and decided the mobile phone had better uses on vibrate, with this.....
She grabbed some ash, the phone, a few twigs and a dead bird combining this with some string and bubblegum that was conviently blowing past in a brown paper bag she placed the bag on her head as a hat and MacGyvered together a small wind powered hang glider which she used to glide back to civilisation.
But then, he landed right onto the set which the moon landings were being filmed upon. When he asked where on earth he was, the producers laughed and said "Mars." Not only had Spiderman seemed to go back in time, he had landed in a totally different universe, and so...
