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LOL Story Game

Discussion in 'General' started by Blazza181, 17 Aug 2011.

  1. Blazza181

    Blazza181 SVM PLACENTA CASEI

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    I'm sure most people will have played this game. Essentially, add a line to a story, and see how sad/creepy/epic it becomes.

    Lets start:

    Boris Johnson, being an avid animal lover, was interested in a page emailed to him about goats, but was concerned about how the person seemed unable to spell goats correctly, constantly adding an -e to the end.
     
  2. Elton

    Elton Officially a Whisky Nerd

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    Upon realizing that he had forgotten his tea on the stove, he immediately ran to the stove and turned it off. Only to find that his tea had erupted all over the floor. In an odd moment of lucidity however, Boris had not remembered he had made tea, nor did he ever recall his kitchen having walls of blue.
     
  3. DXR_13KE

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    he was... in the twilight zone

     
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    Suddenly, out of ****ing nowhere, Spiderman appeared.
     
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    Elton Officially a Whisky Nerd

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    I'd continue writing, but Spiderman ruins any prospect of making it mysterious.


    And then Boris woke up, with a sweat drenche brow he was shocked at what appeared to be a dream about Spiderman.
     
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    But it was real. Spiderman was there, at the foot of his bed with a huge outboard engine strapped to one thigh. Boris wondered what on earth he would use that engine for but decided to stfu since Spiderman is not to be messed with.
     
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    Suddenly spiderman starts talking and in a deep growling voice says:

    "I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK"
     
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    Then Suddenly another Spiderman appeared, and said "I am the real spiderman"
     
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    And then john prescott ran in, with a t shirt proclaiming his new job:

    PEST CONTROL
     
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    Boris is now bat-**** confused and scared enough to **** his pants. Which he does.
     
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    Then Suddenly John Prescott Takes his shirt off revealing a spiderman costume, he now declares loudly "No I am the Real Spiderman"
     
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    Ah hah. So, the pest control spray him with insect killer.
     
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    But they do not realise there are currently 3 people claiming to be spiderman, they do not know which is the real one, and for fear of hurting the other two people they decide not to spray the insect killer.

    Boris reflects on this by having a cup of tea
     
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    When all of a sudden the Green Goblin appears wearing skinny jeans and white sunglasses carrying a skinny latte and tells him "TITS or GTFO".

    Sent from my HTC HD2 using Tapatalk
     
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    talladega I'm Squidward

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    A wild Bindi appears and smashes them all with his hammer.
     
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    Bindi's attack missed, forum used "laughter"...

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    Laughter was super effective, Bindi uses teleport and the battle ends.
     
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    At this moment Boris Johnson receives a phone call asking him if his refrigerator is running.
     
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    C-Sniper Stop Trolling this space Ądmins!

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    To which he replies; "No I need someone to fix it"
     
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    After he finished the conversation, his eyes widened..."WHO WAS PHONE"
     

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