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You know you're drunk when...

Discussion in 'General' started by padair, 25 May 2007.

  1. Stickeh

    Stickeh Help me , Help you.

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    Laughing at everything, taking pictures of the person passed out in the bathroom, drawing on his face and taping his legs together.

    Then to drive home and learn that the handbrake is a lot of fun for going sideways on roundabouts in the wet! :D

    Last night was funnnnnnnnnn.
     
  2. specofdust

    specofdust Banned

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    You drove home drunk? :|
     
  3. calnen

    calnen moo!!

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    Not cool. :grr:
     
  4. Stickeh

    Stickeh Help me , Help you.

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    I wasnt DRUNK, i was very much sober by the time i drove home.
    There was a long time between me taping up his legs and driving home, and i definately wasnt over the limit.
    I wouldnt risk anyone elses life, my life, or the fragile exsistance of my 18 year old tin can on wheels to my own stupidity.
     
  5. profqwerty

    profqwerty What's a Dremel?

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    Throwing up at the table in a school leavers dinner....


    It was a bad morning.
     
  6. will.

    will. A motorbike of jealousy!

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    On the first night of my second year of uni we had a massive drinking session and I remember snakeboarding (a bendy skateboard) home and falling over all the time. Then i went to bed...

    Just before going home for Christmas I was tidying up my room and I opened the bottom drawer of my bedside table which I never used and I found the evidence of that first night! As it turns out when i got home my flatmate's who were not so drunk had a water fight in the kitchen and I thought I was going to drown so I hid under the stairs. where apparently I slept for quite a while but later on they heard me throwing up in what they thought was the bathroom, but my room was right next to the bathroom, so I can see how in their drunkenness might have mistaken the location of my hurling. I always wondered why my room smelt funny...
     
  7. ch424

    ch424 Design Warrior

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    You know you were drunk when the stories aren't funny to people who weren't there.
     
  8. atanum141

    atanum141 I fapped to your post!

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    When you've told a 15yr old random girl at the bus stop that she "looked fertile"

    She took it as a "complement"
     
  9. specofdust

    specofdust Banned

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    :D :naughty:
     
  10. antiHero

    antiHero ReliXmas time!

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    I am speaking complitly hypothetical here. :worried:
     
  11. hughwi

    hughwi Minimodder

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    there is a moment of drunken genius for you :D brilliant
     
  12. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    When you think that trying to sort out your entire book collection is the perfect way to spend your sunday night... (Click for slightly bigger if you fancy a nosey)

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    Unfortunately I'm now sobering up but need to tidy up the piles before I can do anything else!
     
  13. keir

    keir S p i t F i r e

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    I put a spoon in the bin earlier, I thought it was good lol
     

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