LOL Demotivational Posters (NSFW)

The heroes of the Canton Galaxy! The crew of the star ship Jayne

 

Raptor... there are a lot of things to see that might induce a ban hammer treatment for your face.
Just warning you.

 

Somebody said hammer?

 

Holy Armpit hair!

 

Hahaha!

I was thinking more along the lines of "STOP TOUCHING IT! YOU'LL ONLY BREAK IT! AT BEST YOU'LL RESET THE CLOCK TO 12:00 WOMAN!"

 

Is that an Apple?

 

Don't be stupid... Apple don't make robots

 

I thought that's all they made......

 

No thats a Woman




typical XBL user.

 

HAHAHA +rep for whit so sharp I cut myself on it.

 

...and the piece de resistance:

 

And while I'm at it....

 

I was sick in my mouth... brb.

 

Sorry for the file size, at least it's not recycled.

 

I feel that people are starting to be motivated once again in this thread, so in a measure to correct such things, I've deemed it necessary to administer the daily dose of demotivation. For those of you who still do not feel as though the weight of the world is crushing in on them, then the obvious course of action would either be to kill yourself, or have a secondary read though the administered dose of demotivation.

Please note, however, that if any such form of "repost" is found to be contained within the daily administered demotivation below, then realise that it is simply there as a way to keep your expectations low enough for the rest of the dosage to have it's full effect upon you. If strong feelings of aversion are felt towards stated "reposts", realise that this feeling is normal, and should dissipate almost immediately after a "life" is found. Having said that though, it is strongly recommended that a "life" is found anyway, as sitting on your computer all day looking at pictures does have a tendency of rotting ones mind, and making you go blind.

So remember: don't be happy, and shut the hell up about reposts.

That is all.

 

I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS FAIL IF THESE OTHERS WILL!