LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Dino Riders was the shizz.

In one week I've made three computers for friends and family, and all of mine blew up without hope of repair.

I think I'm sufficiently demotivated. To top it off, I'm stuck eating chocolate to take pills with.

(I'm very allergic to chocolate, get a rash on unmentionable areas. It also makes me queasy and have a horrible stomachache for hours. However, pills are new and improved painkillers.)

Just imagine if you were allergic to chocolate. And it tasted horrible to you to boot.

 

here's my contribution to the thread!

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This is - thank **** - a fake. The line-up isn't announced until March 12th. Or at least, I hope its a fake and not simply leaked

A smattering of good acts and the rest are a group of people no-one should want to go and see if they like the rest!

 

I know that this is a thread meant to demotivate. But I can't see how mentioning women in derogatory terms is anything else than stupid. You create the environment you are in. If you want to see more women hanging around these kind of forums I'd advise you not to post content like that (anywhere).

Ontopic:

 

Had a go at making my first one so here you are

 

This is so true you wouldn't believe half of it. Me and a friend went pubbing in London for a fortnight the other year, and the relaxed niceness of people in general made us rather suspicious at first. It's the little things I guess. And our flamboyant debauchery too, perhaps.

 

Damn, no Blazin' Squad. Hopefully next year.

 

I think the point wasn't so much that they were all crap as the fact that absolutely none of them were a rock band the real line-up is out, it's on the website.

 

Yeah - of course, it's a comment on the state of things/'popular rock' music.

I didn't know who Daphne and Celeste were but found that they did actually show up at Reading/Leeds 2000 though, hilarious! Demotivational due to the fact that they just don't get it, despite having bottles of urine thrown at them:

 

I'm sure it's doing the rounds elsewhere, but got this from a friend...

 

I lol'd. That one is actually pretty good.

 

And http://www.leedsfestival.com/news/article/all_will_be_revealed

I'm confused

 

HA HA HA HA HA! I was crying with laughter through that (except for the interview bits). Have rep.

I'd forgotten who they were, but I'd heard that first song ages ago when it was on TOTP. The abuse they received was a suitable punishment.

 

Nvidia and their proof reading....

 

I made this this morning. My liver hurts...

 

Remove the 'Friday' and replace with 'any workday' and it's about right.

I am a sound engineer though so maybe my view is a little skewed.....

 

Awesome! But the music one is so bloody true it makes me FUUUUUUU!

 

Super duper long post for you all