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"Chav "becomes Britains buzzword

Discussion in 'General' started by Cheryl, 18 Oct 2004.

  1. Cheryl

    Cheryl What's a Dremel?

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    Just saw this on news website :

    Britain's latest buzzword, it seems, is chav.

    It is defined as the type of people who wear cheap gold jewellery, baseball caps and certain designer brands.Celebrities labelled as chavs include Jordan, Jodie Marsh and footballer Wayne Rooney.

    The description has become so commonplace it now has a reference in a book on English language.

    Chav has been named buzzword of the year by Susie Dent, one of the language experts on the TV show Countdown
     
  2. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    Unsurprising really being the bane of society and all ;)
     
  3. yodasarmpit

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    Oh crap, now all the neds will aspire to become chavs. :wallbash:
     
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    ROFL :hehe:
     
  5. Leeum

    Leeum What's a Dremel?

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    It's so true, up here in Northumberland theres thousands of the little ragamuffins :duh: :hip:
     
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    look, i have photo evidence of chavs
     
  7. dmcm01

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    i have an idea for a game........chav hunt, we need a scorebord and you score one point by taking a picture of a chav in public, and two if he's got a mean looking dog with him trying to look hard......
    anyone want to help set it up/ make a sticky post os that we can actualy play? :D
     
  8. TheoGeo

    TheoGeo What are these goddamn animals?!

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    lol, not surprising

    and as for the game.... not a bad idea, but i think the score should be based on the chavishness of them with extra points for the lesser spotted chavette
     
  9. dmcm01

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    :D well if you'l help me make some rules i sure we can get a mod to sticky it......
    hell we could just award marka at our discression if we cba making up rules..... :idea:
     
  10. JADS

    JADS Et arma et verba vulnerant

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    Eugenics is an extreme solution, but it would solve the problem of chavs.
     
  11. xen0morph

    xen0morph Bargain wine connoisseur

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    I'm a programmer...would be happy to write a proper chav shooter game given some free time if someone else could model a chav in .md2 :hehe:
     
  12. SitraAchra

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    I'm assuming when you say Jordan - that's some British celeb I've never heard of, and you don't mean Michael Jordan
     
  13. dmcm01

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    yeah. big fake tits.......ugly face.......fat and old.......hell do a google for jordan page 3.......
    but i suppose mr.jordan kinda half counts based on the last time i saw him (in space jam btw :naughty: )
     
  14. Cheryl

    Cheryl What's a Dremel?

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    Yes shes a woman in Britain who is only famous because of her "assets" and shes dating a cheesy pop star called Peter Andre .
     
  15. alpha112

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    Calling Jordan a celebrity is a bit of a strong word. Living inflatable woman who happens to be on TV a lot would be better.
     
  16. Dodge

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    :naughty: Its amazing sometimes the type of people who get on tv
     
  17. I'm_Not_A_Monster

    I'm_Not_A_Monster Hey, eat this...

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    lets have an english to... "english" (you know what i mean) conversion here, a "chav" is a british "wigger"?

    Wig*ger (whig-guhr) n. white person who dresses like a black person. talks in ghetto slang (homie, dawg, ____ to tha izzo, etc.) generally shunned from any race (i personally disown any wigger on general principal)
     
  18. MikeTitan

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    hmm [(Wigger+Ricer Boy)xLoser]/[(thug+gangsta)*0.5]=Chav

    I believe that is right.
     
  19. ToM

    ToM mmmm, blud

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    no
     
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