News China pledges action on IP theft

"Rotund fox burps contentedly, promises crackdown on hen disappearances".

Then again, proclamations that have no actual effect, but serve to massage the ego of Donald "the great BEST negotiator" Trump, have proved to be extremely effective in international trade negotiations after the remnants of the state department are directed to throw their toys out of the pram.

 

"It is also know, however" Typo in first paragraph.
I guess they will have to destroy all their military and aviation hardware, get rid of all their knock-off car brands, cancel the manga lookalikes... Yeah, they aren't going to enforce that.

 

Translation: We've already stolen anything of value, there's nothing left for us to steal so we'll say we've stopped.

 

Made me chuckle.