I just noticed how an otherwise dreary thread livened up when we turned on GBP (Geek Beer Pub) support. I think this is an item that should not be overlooked so often when making the normal nonsense postings in a forum. I mean, at least if you are in a pub, any inane comments you might make are not on the public record. Furthermore, if by chance someone does remember them, the beer gives you are perfect excuse for denial.
the number you dialed was not recognised, the fingers you used to dial are too fat, to obtain a specialist dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.