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German penises 'too small for EU condoms'

Discussion in 'Serious' started by Flax, 1 Sep 2003.

  1. Flax

    Flax What's a Dremel?

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    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_358876.html
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  2. penski

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    I just got my ass kicked for sending this round the internal email...

    ...not because of the content but because it's a German-owned company.

    Still hilarious though.

    *n
     
  3. Rich_13

    Rich_13 What's a Dremel?

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    unlucky mate, 18 liters is a bit excessive. :eeek:
     
  4. Guest-16

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    No ****! LOL! Youd literally have to have balls the size of watermelons to fill it then :eeek: :eeek: whow.

    Didnt swedish or finnish governments get durex to make their condoms BIGGER cause the average winky size up there was larger than the european average?
     
  5. Alaric

    Alaric code assassin

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    god that story is old, ananova says it's 2001 :p

    18litres, right, that has to come from somewhere (no pun intended, honestly you dirty minded freaks) and assuming it has approximately the same density as water then that'd be 18kg, which might be a 1/3->1/4 of the average persons body weight... kinda like ejaculating your leg into it or something.
    Madness.
     
  6. bradford010

    bradford010 Bradon Frohman

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    Must.... fight..... urge to ....... move............... to Germany.
     
  7. heelan

    heelan bow tie enthusiast

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    You mean the men lied on the questionnaire??? :jawdrop:
     
  8. stewe151

    stewe151 Stress Personified

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    why would teh EU regulate the size of condoms? :eyebrow:
     
  9. Alaric

    Alaric code assassin

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    It'll be a EU standards thing, like ANSI for you americans.

    The EU seems more proactive at making sure products conform to minimum standards than america, which seems to rely on the size of the market place.

    Alaric.
     
  10. stewe151

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    I don't see anything wrong with that. It gives businesses more freedom.
     
  11. Alaric

    Alaric code assassin

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    Never said there was, it's the american way of doing it. Personally I'm *generally* happier with the EU system, especially with more complex or safety critical products. However, all systems have there advantages and disadvantages, and it's normally foolish to make too evaluative judgements on such things. The good thing about the world is that it diverse enough to offer both options.

    No doubt many americans would be equally confused with the obsessiveness of europeans of data protection laws too.
    Different people, different approaches to life.
     
  12. Atomic

    Atomic Gerwaff

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    Holy sh*t you could make one hellova living as a porn star if you could do that...
     
  13. Liquid K9

    Liquid K9 Human programmer.. heh

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    I'm not so sure that the camera would be able to see anything after a 'session'

    /me begins wretching (vomiting without the vomit)
     
  14. Paradox

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    rofl...that's classic.
     
  15. cpemma

    cpemma Ecky thump

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    I suspect somebody's got the straight cucumber standard mixed with the Wang Index.

    The 18l capacity is for us Yorkshiremen who never throw anything away. Recycle!
     
  16. samuelellis

    samuelellis What's a Dremel?

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    roflmao

    i dunno what made me laugh harder they cucumber & wnag index or cpemma's yorkshire joke
     
  17. Guest-16

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    There's an index? Like a phone book for women? :eyebrow: :eeek: :worried:
     
  18. stewe151

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    What a hellish idea!:eeek:
     
  19. Atomic

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    :eyebrow: huh?
     
  20. Guest-16

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    It would be bad, Jamacians would be the most looked up people in Britain.
     

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