"Who's sled is this" "It's not a sled, it's a sleigh" "Who's sleigh is this" "It's Santa's" "Who's Santa" "Santa's dead baby, Santa's dead"
ive always wanted to stage an assassination of mickey mouse in the mall during the first day of the school holidays when the latest kiddie fad show was going around ....... paintball guns and a guy in a mickey mouse costume....... security wouldnt like us i think
Santa's not dead, he's alive and well and living in Phat-At's avatar How dare you try and fool us with your Santa Grave Life insurance scam by Mary Christmas?
Thanks cool hand, i now have nightmares. But it did scare my dog too. that picture has mass appeal, or anti appeal i spose
Thanks to this thread my respect for humanity has dropped even lower. Thank you all very much. Especially you Cool Hand. I don't know what part of Canada your from, but I'm sure glad it's not my area, I have beautiful ladies in my area Another way to upset children: Get two people. Dress one as the Easter Bunny, the other Santa CLaus. Have them fight each other with knives in teh middle of a busy mall at christmas time. Make sure the Easter Bunny screams about Santa stealing too much glory at Christmas and him not having enough at Easter time. Scare everyone: Make sure they both make mention of how Christianity is to blame (as they are both based around Christian holidays sort of -ish thanks to the commercial world, blah....) Any Christian people take no offence, I mean this in a purly non offensive way and as a joke.