"I didn't do it..." "I is dissin' ur crappy corded mechanical mouse" "Oh, noes, not another lolcat thread..."
"Look into mah eyez, Look into mah eyez, doan look around teh eyez... u're undr" "U call dis an optical mouse, but mah eyez cant moov it!" "Tryin 2 moov teh optical mouse made mah eyez tird..."