Other I hate the person above me because game

I hate the person above me because he's more Irish drunk than I'll ever be.

 

I hate this person because if he was any easier to wind up he would have a key sticking out off his back

 

I hate the soul above me for eating my soul with mash potato. Actually, that doesn't bother me. What bothers me teelze is the fact that you're pouring life threatening amounts of salt onto my soul.

 

I hate the person above me because by the note below his nme I see his life is now devoted to this thread!!

 

I hate the person above me for using his landmark 700th post on me.

 

I hate the person above me because the first time I saw his name I thought it said South Park.

No, seriously, what is that?

 

I hate the person above because his mum told me to lol

 

I hate the person above me because he somehow understood my mother's gibberish

My question stands.

 

I hate the person above because one minute he says he's going, then he's back again. Will you make your mind up (Oh b*gger that sounds familiar actually )

 

I hate the person above the person above because its him that speaks gibberish not his mother did you learn English from Hitler?? lol I also hate him because he dont know what he's looking at when he looks at my avatar ?? Could it be just a mirror and he's seeing his inner self No you silly human its one of the many faces of the devil lol

 

I hate the person above me because he understood what I said, meaning he speaks gibberish too.

@Carrie that was just in case, I don't know if she might cut off internet without warning.

 

I hate the person above because I Teelzebub the sarcastic Devil understands all languages including gibberish, I also hate him because his mother should cut him off And the internet too lol

 

I hate the multilingual bugger above me because he wants to cut things, especially his wrist, his typing wrist.

 

I hate the person above because I the Devil doesn't use my wrist to type with I use the ends of my fingers lol in humans terms they are called finger tips lol

 

I hate the person above me because he/she/it is the devil.

 

I hate the person above me for collecting fat facts.

 

I hate the person above me...

For hating me.

Turns out fire v fire does work.

 

I hate the person above me for think fire helps. I have a gun chimp, what will you do?
IT HAS A SUIT!

 

I hate the person above me for hating the person above them who hated the person above them and thought fire v fire works, because it does. Wait....

 

I hate the person above me simply because he was reckless enough to give a chimp a gun AND a suit. Don't you know that's 2 counts of public endangerment?