LOL! Here's a copy of windows Me (the worlds biggest virus) /me throws a copy at jamie, have that for punishment!!! muwhahahahahaha!!
No, God fordid, it's not my main computer. Me old dear owns it, but isn't doing much with it. She just wanted to play a few games and stuff, as well as using it for art purposes. Cor Blimey! Couldn't bare to have one as my main 'toy'.
You dont need to think about what im gonna say - just DO, ok? 1. Tell "old dear" to go shopping next saturday morning. 2. Take all vital files off Mac (NB: this can take hours cause Macs are crap n slow) Then Throw Mac out (kicking and cusing usually follow, but get it as far away from you as possible). 3. Go out and buy nice new, (but cheap) IBM compatible PC, just remember as you hand over your credit card that you are benefiting the future of life as we know it. 4. "old dear" comes home, and surprise her with a brand new puter (with all her old files setup as before, otherwise she'll go ape-$h!t). 5. Live happily every after. The End.
