Make your own server adverts

After the slightly amusing "Custome PC" gaffe on the BC2 server I realised we're missing an avenue of vague amusement on the CSS server.


As you know the server spams messages every couple of minutes. Normally it's just some turgid rubbish about rules and stuff. I realise since no one pays any attention to that guff we might as well have some fun with it.


So...

Suggest some and I'll put them up.


There are of course rules and limitations:

• Keep the message under 25 characters.
• Minimise the swearing, but if you MUST swear it'd better be HILARIOUS!
• Call people out of you want, but it'd better be good natured banter. (As judged by the subject)
• If you put more than one advert in a single or sequential set of posts I'll choose one.

I do promise - cross my ikkle heart and hope to die - if the advert doesn't hideously break the above rules it WILL go on the server. I don't think there's a limitation to how many adverts you can have.

I'm not going to put up an examples, because I don't want to colour the results. You've all seen the crap I put up in adverts. You can do better.

Have some fun with it...

 

*Current adverts below*

{RED}Internet Cowboys and Indians - SRS BIZNS
{BLUE}Careful, Cubey would love to stick it in you!
{PINK}Your advert here - check the forums
{YELLOW}Hi there ultrapals!
{ORANGE}Stand still I want a kill
{BROWN}Wut, wut, in my butt?
{RED}Dont be a tit, buy a kit
{PINK}only a pleb gets shot in the hed
{GREEN}Anyone know where Reg is?
{MAGENTA}Got shot reading this eh?
{YELLOW}If you're a dick you get a kick
{PINK}Girls play here, get over it.
{WHITE}First come first shot
{CYAN}Nade training? apply online today

 

*Stops revision and puts Beethoven on while thinking ingeniously in the corner*

 

"Every time you masturbate, J@nitor kills a kitten."

By special request.

 

Somehow I'm thinking Jan might veto that comment.

Actually I've got one.

"Internet Cowboys and Indians - SRS BIZNS"

 

Sadly you need to keep your message under 40 characters, thats about 50, but thanks for the shout out.

Something like "Mars, closer to Uranus than you thought" would qualify though.

 

When you masturbate, J@n kills a kitten.

Compressed for your convenience. Booyah.

 

*Careful, Cubey would love to stick it in you!*

 

When was the last time cube was even online? ,

 

Last night, and the night before. Cutting people new ones as usual.

 

Something tells me you aren't really getting into the spirit of this. ¬_¬

 

I'm just not imaginative enough for it

 

"Roses are red, violets are blue, soldiers wear camo and one's behind y..."

 

"Hi there ultrapals!" will have to do as there aren't enough characters for "This server is a subscriber service. Please send 5 pounds to Kyser Soze, PO Box 58008 to continue playing"

 

Wut, wut, in my butt?

 

Stand still I want a kill

 

Need to truncate that ever so slightly. I think the target is really more like 25 characters. In fact I'm pretty sure it is.

Does this mean we'll be seeing you on css?

 

Dont be a tit, buy a kit

 

That's an easy definite, often said on the server too