Merry "One woman's lie about a one night stand that got seriously out of hand" Day! Hope all you barstewards have a passable day, and here's to many more years of putting up with everyone here.
I had to look that one up, because I'm ignorant of the whole Pokemon thing. I thought it might've been some kind of east India tea company merch!
It sounds like it could be a fine textile. Knitted from only the finest charmander, from herds in the Caterpie region of the blastoise mountains.