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Motors Mini Joke

Discussion in 'General' started by Stickeh, 18 Oct 2008.

  1. Stickeh

    Stickeh Help me , Help you.

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    An Almond Green 1963 848cc Mk I Mini (we need to be precise here!) breaks down on the M1 Motorway, a passing Porsche driver takes pity on the poor guy and offers to tow him to the next garage. (OK, OK, it was a silver 1973 911 Carrera RS 2.7 - can I please get on with the story?)

    They hook up the tow rope and set off together down the road but they don't get more than about a mile when a yellow Lamborghini Countach (yes, and before you ask, of course it was the 1988 25th anniversary edition with the later model 5.2 liter V12 added as an aftermarket upgrade) blows past them at enormous speed.

    Well, the Porsche owner cannot stand to see this happen - a red mist descends and he floors the gas pedal.

    Much later, and about ten miles down the road, a weary police officer is talking to his colleagues.
    "You won't believe what I saw today" he says. "There was this Lamborghini and this Porsche racing side by side down the M1 - I clocked them at 140 mph
    - and right on their tail was this little green Mini who was honking at them to get out of his way so he could get past!"
     
  2. profqwerty

    profqwerty New Member

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    Made me giggle on an overbudget student's saturday night :)
     
  3. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    would have been awesome without the bits that told us all about the cars. :)
     
  4. Ending Credits

    Ending Credits Bunned

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    *not awesome at all
     
  5. alextwo

    alextwo <a href="http://forums.bit-tech.net/showpost.php?p

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  6. Scirocco

    Scirocco Boobs, I have them, you lose.

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    It was funny!
     
  7. quietguy

    quietguy D'orc

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    mini lol for a somewhat funny joke.
     
  8. Moriquendi

    Moriquendi Bit Tech Biker

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    Would have been more belivable if it wern't a porsche driver.

    Moriquendi
     
  9. wordweb

    wordweb New Member

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    Very funny.... hahahahaaaa
     
  10. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    saw the end coming a mile off :p
     
  11. steveo_mcg

    steveo_mcg New Member

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  12. Akava

    Akava Lurking...

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    Lol, that was pretty good!
     
  13. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Is the daddy!

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    Heres one for ya,

    After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

    "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."

    "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

    "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile.

    Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's a German Pope.)

    "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.

    The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

    "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

    "So bust him," says the Chief

    "I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop.

    The Chief exclaimd," All the more reason!"

    "No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

    The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    Chief: " The Governor?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    Chief: "The President?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

    Cop: "I think it's God!"

    The Chief is even more puzzled and curious,

    "What makes you think it's God?"
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    Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."
     
  14. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    :hehe: That's brilliant.
     
  15. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    Hahahaha :D Quality
     
  16. AFX

    AFX "Bling" Silver Mountain 2

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    Ok now thats a funny one!
     
  17. Thacrudd

    Thacrudd Where's the any key?!?

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    XD now that's awesome
     
  18. Woodstock

    Woodstock So Say We All

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    the second one had me giggling like a little girl (in a quite study room, so i was trying not to crackup)
     
  19. NiHiLiST

    NiHiLiST New-born car whore

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    Haha, the pope one's great!
     
  20. slugs

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    that was brilliant
     
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