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Rant My dog is too sneaky!!

Discussion in 'General' started by Twellmann, 12 Jun 2010.

  1. Twellmann

    Twellmann Carnivorous Homunculus

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    So, I'm just sitting in the couch, doing the web-thing. Meanwhile my dog, who is curled up in my lap, decides to fart and thereby fouling up my intake of air...

    FU dog!!!!:nono:
     
  2. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    Did you immediately punish your dog?

    By punish, i mean immediately scowl/tell the dog off, such as a neasty "NO!" or "BAD DOG!" etc, and send him outside for at least 5 minutes, again nastily, with an angry "OUT!"

    If you want to train the dog that a certain behavior is unacceptable, such as farting indoors, then this must be done immediately.

    Similar with training to do tricks, you must reward them immediately when they get it right. Reward with cuddles, nice voice, and treats.
     
  3. don_Martin

    don_Martin Minimodder

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    Ah... The dog fart. Silent, but deadly...
     
  4. Burnout21

    Burnout21 Mmmm biscuits

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    my girlfriends dog would drop one and then promptly leave the area just before it hits your nose.
     
  5. AndyGoldie

    AndyGoldie 60Hz for Streets, 144Hz for Sheets

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    That's a master at work, that is.
     
  6. Cptn-Inafinus

    Cptn-Inafinus Minimodder

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    I don't think you could honestly train a dog to stand up from it's owners loving lap, leave the from, pass some gas and return. That seems almost cruel.
     
  7. Jipa

    Jipa Avoiding the "I guess.." since 2004

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    I don't think it even understand the whole fart-ordeal. Might as just forget about the punishing as the poor doggy will just get confused.

    Also: Owned.
     
  8. badders

    badders Neuken in de Keuken

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    Get a new dog.
     
  9. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    You can train animals to do heaps of stuff, some animals are more intelligent than some humans :hehe:

    I once looked after a couple of great danes, that would only piss & poo in one corner of the backyard.
    I had them for about a week or so, took them out nearly every day, to parks, fields, and never once, did I ever see them piss or poo anywhere, expect for that one corner of the backyard. Now that seems like overdoing the training to me, I felt sorry for the guys, they couldn't even enjoy pissing on a tree :sigh:

    Cats are pretty good. Just about every cat i've seen, will go dig a little hole in the garden, do their business, and then bury it. I like that :thumb: A clean ***** is hard to beat.
     
  10. DaveVader

    DaveVader Fast Action Response Team

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    Nice man, nice
     
  11. julianmartin

    julianmartin resident cyborg.

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    your dog has next level skillz
     
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  12. Teelzebub

    Teelzebub Up yours GOD,Whats best served cold

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    A mate had a staff and it would sit under the chair you was sitting on and let one go:lol:

    That dog could clear a room in seconds :jawdrop:
     
  13. Awoken

    Awoken Gazing at the stars

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    My cat would do this, we'd have to leave the room well ventilated for a couple of hours before the smell was bearable. I think it was his way of protesting at the high fibre low fat diet we had him on because of his weight :D
     
  14. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Aw, ain't he a cutie!

    *parp!*

    Dear God, Nooo!

    (sounds of choking).
     
  15. JazzXP

    JazzXP Eh! Steve

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    My dog does the "jump up on the couch, let one rip, then jump off" trick. Usually it hits my wife first so I'm prepared!
     
  16. EvilMerc

    EvilMerc Minimodder

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    I have two cats. This never occurs.

    Therefore: Cats > Dogs
     
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  17. outlawaol

    outlawaol Geeked since 1982

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    +1
     
  18. BarryBear

    BarryBear What's a Dremel?

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    but does a cat bring the post to you when it turns up if so I would love to see that
     
  19. 500mph

    500mph The Right man in the Wrong place

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    My sisters cat would stick its buttocks right on your face. When they are hairy... well, dingleberrys.

    So no, Cats = Dogs.
     
  20. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    Our dog does something similar, but she actually farts while jumping up (we call it the jet propelled jump) - and then realises she's just jumped into the fart zone so jumps back down again.
     

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