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Education Portmanteau Word of the Day (NSFW)

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  1. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    Twazzock, (tw*t and wazzock)

    Feel free to add your own.
     
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  2. Gareth Halfacree

    Gareth Halfacree WIIGII! Lover of bit-tech Administrator Super Moderator Moderator

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    D'you remember when we had small phones and big tablets? Then we had big phones inbetwix 'em, and called 'em "phablets"?

    Now we just have big phones and a small number of even bigger tablets. Sad times.
     
    Gareth Halfacree, 15 Jul 2022
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  3. Byron C

    Byron C asphinctersayswhat

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    I still remember The Reg regularly calling tablets "fondleslabs" (although that's not strictly a portmanteau).
     
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  4. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    C*ntard is pleasingly offensive, and is often deployed when describing some of my more irritating stakeholders.

    I had a Dell Streak 5 about 12 years ago. Everyone thought I was insane carrying a "phablet" around, with a whopping 5" screen. I preferred "trendsetter", but it took a few years for everyone else to come around!
     
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  5. MadGinga

    MadGinga oooh whats this do?

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    I cant recall where i saw this recently, but your insults reminded me of it...
    [​IMG]
     
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  6. LennyRhys

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    TWUNT is a hard one to beat, especially with websites like this (it has to be a joke, right?): https://twukulele.com/
     
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  7. Mister_Tad

    Mister_Tad Will work for nuts Super Moderator

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    Wow, was 5” really phablet territory? I’m not sure there’s a single general purpose smartphone available today that’s 5”…
    I do still have a 3.2” HTC Magic and in spite of seeming very normal at the time, it really is comically small today.

    “Jackwagon” is a personal favourite of mine, but now on checking I’m not sure it’s technically a portmanteau.

    Also TIL, “Velcro” is a portmanteau of velours crochet (velvet hook).
     
    Mister_Tad, 19 Jul 2022
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  8. Byron C

    Byron C asphinctersayswhat

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    It was when we didn't have razor-thin bezels or curved wrap-around displays. I had a Dell Streak 5 once, and that was considered a monster for its time.

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    Just remembered one I heard a long time ago, stits, from small tits, little birds:naughty:
     
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  10. SuperHans123

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    Asshat (Self explanatory)
     
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  11. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    One I learned today and I wish I hadn't.

    Vabbing.

    Vaginal dabbing, using lady juices as perfume. :eyebrow:
     
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  12. Byron C

    Byron C asphinctersayswhat

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    Yeah I learned about this recently, and... just... Well, whatever floats your boat. It's probably harmless, so if it makes you feel better then go for it...
     
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  13. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    Apparently not so but I couldn't stomach reading as to why if it is.
     
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  14. David

    David μoʍ ɼouმ qᴉq λon ƨbԍuq ϝʁλᴉuმ ϝo ʁԍɑq ϝμᴉƨ

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    Or, you know, crack open a can of tuna for a more or less authentic fragrance, if there isn't an amenable vag handy. :lol:
     
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  15. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    This thread has taken an unexpected turn…
     
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  16. David

    David μoʍ ɼouმ qᴉq λon ƨbԍuq ϝʁλᴉuმ ϝo ʁԍɑq ϝμᴉƨ

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    You seem surprised by this, brother. Have you forgotten where you are? :)
     
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  17. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    A turn I think we can all appreciate.
     
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  18. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    I think i originally saw it in a PC Pro or Computer Shopper column... article... thingy... but...

    Custard...

    Customer + ... well wou can probably guess the second half...
     
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  19. ModSquid

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    Well, since we're heading for the gutter anyway:

    Bunt.
    n. For when on a more portly lady, you can't tell where the belly ends and the other begins. See also cankle.
     
    ModSquid, 6 Aug 2022
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  20. Vault-Tec

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    Clunt (clumsy one)
    Twunt (twatty one)
    C**toil (female lubrication)
    C**tox (the largest one available, the oxen of c**t)
     
    Vault-Tec, 6 Aug 2022
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