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  1. jayhr

    jayhr Banned

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    post your joke here ;)

    here are few flash movies for good mood

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  2. fg0d

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    What kind of phone does a turtle have??


    A Shell-ullar phone!!!111one one

    :)
     
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  3. Carbon

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    lol!!!!!oneoneonetwoeleven
     
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  4. P2D

    P2D 99.999% Pure Spam!

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    ^^lmao @ shell-ular
     
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  5. ajack

    ajack rox

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    A baby seal walks into a club...
     
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  6. Carbon

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    A blind man walks into a bar...



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    "ouch" he said

    har har har !!!
     
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  7. Sc0rian

    Sc0rian Here comes the farmer

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    A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the man. "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury 20 more of them."
     
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  8. Bogomip

    Bogomip ... Yo Momma

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    ive got a good joke.....

    YOUR MUMS FACE!!! :D:D

    (classeh! :p)
     
    Bogomip, 7 Jul 2004
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  9. Kargin

    Kargin Overdose . . .

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  10. Gedron

    Gedron What's a Dremel?

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    This priest walks into a bar and the bartender says "what is this, some kind of a joke"?
     
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  11. -:: M@ ::-

    -:: M@ ::- Testify!

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    whats got two legs and bleeds?????




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    Half a dog!!!
     
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  12. fg0d

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  13. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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  14. Gecko

    Gecko What's a Dremel?

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    OMG thats bad.... :rolleyes: :hehe:
     
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  15. Malvolio

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    You think THATS bad? I've got some really nasty one's my sister told me. PM me if you want to hear them, as they do break forum rules by a long shot :lol:
     
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  16. Gecko

    Gecko What's a Dremel?

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    Haha no, i didnt mean bad as in rude but bad as in thats a really lame kinda *groan* joke. Try editing tthe joked so the more adult amungst us can work them out but the young ones cant ;)
     
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  17. Emzay

    Emzay "He's doing a poo!"

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    *steps up to podium*

    Who invented the sandal?
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    Philipe Philoppe!

    *BOOM BOOM* :hehe:
     
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  18. Carbon

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    heheh, i shouldnt laugh, but iam :D
     
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  19. Malvolio

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    I would, except I don't know how to make it so non-adult types don't know I'm reffering to a dead baby.... :lol:
     
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  20. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a pile of poo?

    If you don't know, I'm never sending you out for groceries.
     
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