LOL Stupid things we've done without thinking

one i did today

update proposal set datequoteaccepted = getdate()
where id = 267651

only when i selected the query i only selected the top line oops!!!!!

 

As one of my mates both are round each others houses so often, we don't bother knocking, so I walked right on in..

On the neighbours sitting down to dinner. Turns out I had the wrong house, embarrassing? very much so.

 

probably the weirdest thing i've done lately
was was that my clock said 9:00and i totally freicked out(it is always in 24hr mode)
thinkin i was late for school i jump out of my bed
and this wakes up my gf and shes mad cuz it 9

and the short story is that she changed my clock to "noirmal"time becuz she didn't like my way
i felt really dumb

 

The legendary remote control to freezer has happened more than once
I putted milk to a plate when i was suppose to put it in a mug and make cocoa
Gazed one girls boobs for like 10 secs i just kinda lagged there and the girl ofc noticed

 

Makes me laugh when people can't read 24Hr time

 

A collegue lost her keys, I had a brilliant idea I could scan through the security footage to watch her enter the office and see what she did with them... The idea was either someone had taken them by accident or she'd put them somewhere crazy

- She used them to open the office (camera 1)
- She still had them as she walked through reception (camera 2)
- She put them down on her desk (camera 3)
- They stayed there for hours
- While watching in fast forward, there was some movement and the keys were gone, so we watched again in real time....

- I spoke to her at lunch time and stood by her desk (still on camera 3)
- I put my keys down on her desk (right on top of her keys)
- I picked up both sets of keys at once without realising it and put both sets of keys in my bag

Turns out I was the thief and I caught myself red handed. The keys were in my bag!

Another thing I did...

I have a pair of cargo pants with velcro closing pockets, it was only when getting home from a morning shopping that I had a wollen sock hanging off one pocket.

I'd walked around all morning wearing a sock!

I used to run a photo lab many years ago, I was taking apart a disposable camera to get the film out (remember film?)

- I removed the battery

- I removed the second battery

- I landed 10' behind where I was standing, with an electrical burn on one finger.

The cameras only have one battery, the other one is a capaciter

Ouch!

I was mounting some surround speakers to the ceiling a little way from a large glass display cabinet. Typical ghetto bodge I was fabritaing speaker brackets from a wire coat hanger.

The first attempt to mount the speaker failed, it fell off and I caught it.

The second attempt also didn't work, the speaker fell off but I didn't catch it!

I did almost catch it though, but in my failed attempt I just knocked it sideways right into the top of the glass cabinet, shattering the glass

If memory serves it was a £700 repair and that was late 90's

I didn't have to pay

 

Epic quadruple post?

 

No, just terminal lazyness for not using the edit button provided.

 

He can add that to his list now!

 

havent seen this one yet
i got married lol