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LOL Stupid things we've done without thinking

Discussion in 'General' started by MrWillyWonka, 1 Dec 2008.

  1. yakyb

    yakyb i hate the person above me

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    one i did today

    update proposal set datequoteaccepted = getdate()
    where id = 267651

    only when i selected the query i only selected the top line oops!!!!!
     
  2. Mongoose132

    Mongoose132 Duckmad

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    As one of my mates both are round each others houses so often, we don't bother knocking, so I walked right on in..

    On the neighbours sitting down to dinner. Turns out I had the wrong house, embarrassing? very much so. :p
     
  3. Atheistmunk

    Atheistmunk planing future mod

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    probably the weirdest thing i've done lately
    was was that my clock said 9:00and i totally freicked out(it is always in 24hr mode)
    thinkin i was late for school i jump out of my bed
    and this wakes up my gf and shes mad cuz it 9

    and the short story is that she changed my clock to "noirmal"time becuz she didn't like my way
    i felt really dumb :(
     
  4. Riisi

    Riisi I am the pwnage

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    The legendary remote control to freezer has happened more than once
    I putted milk to a plate when i was suppose to put it in a mug and make cocoa
    Gazed one girls boobs for like 10 secs i just kinda lagged there and the girl ofc noticed :p
     
  5. DarkLord7854

    DarkLord7854 New Member

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    Makes me laugh when people can't read 24Hr time :hehe:
     
  6. Jenny_Y8S

    Jenny_Y8S Guest

    A collegue lost her keys, I had a brilliant idea I could scan through the security footage to watch her enter the office and see what she did with them... The idea was either someone had taken them by accident or she'd put them somewhere crazy

    - She used them to open the office (camera 1)
    - She still had them as she walked through reception (camera 2)
    - She put them down on her desk (camera 3)
    - They stayed there for hours
    - While watching in fast forward, there was some movement and the keys were gone, so we watched again in real time....

    - I spoke to her at lunch time and stood by her desk (still on camera 3)
    - I put my keys down on her desk (right on top of her keys)
    - I picked up both sets of keys at once without realising it and put both sets of keys in my bag

    Turns out I was the thief and I caught myself red handed. The keys were in my bag!

    Another thing I did...

    I have a pair of cargo pants with velcro closing pockets, it was only when getting home from a morning shopping that I had a wollen sock hanging off one pocket.

    I'd walked around all morning wearing a sock!

    I used to run a photo lab many years ago, I was taking apart a disposable camera to get the film out (remember film?)

    - I removed the battery

    - I removed the second battery

    - I landed 10' behind where I was standing, with an electrical burn on one finger.

    The cameras only have one battery, the other one is a capaciter

    Ouch!

    I was mounting some surround speakers to the ceiling a little way from a large glass display cabinet. Typical ghetto bodge I was fabritaing speaker brackets from a wire coat hanger.

    The first attempt to mount the speaker failed, it fell off and I caught it.

    The second attempt also didn't work, the speaker fell off but I didn't catch it!

    I did almost catch it though, but in my failed attempt I just knocked it sideways right into the top of the glass cabinet, shattering the glass

    If memory serves it was a £700 repair and that was late 90's

    I didn't have to pay ;)
     
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  7. DarkLord7854

    DarkLord7854 New Member

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    Epic quadruple post? :p
     
  8. Krikkit

    Krikkit All glory to the hypnotoad! Super Moderator

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    No, just terminal lazyness for not using the edit button provided.
     
  9. DarkLord7854

    DarkLord7854 New Member

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    He can add that to his list now! :hehe:
     
  10. tater salad

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    havent seen this one yet
    i got married lol
     

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