Discussion in 'General' started by 500mph, 27 Aug 2008.
'F*ck It' - Me (I'm aware I'm not the originator)
All from Winston Churchill
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing—after they’ve tried everything else.
Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn’t happen.
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
Go beyond the 'F*ck it' --Benjamin Zander
Everybody pays --Neil Gaiman
With every goodbye you learn --Veronica Shoffstall
The price of being the good guy is that you have to be the good guy --me
The reward for being the good guy is that you get to be the good guy --also me
The measure of a man is not in what he starts, but in how he finishes it --Hellboy D).
'I hate Portsmouth' - Spike Milligan
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever ~ Mahatma Gandhi
I've got it on my wall... motivational power still hasn't worn off
" I say we take off and Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Ripley Aliens
"Ok you heard the man and you know the drill. Assholes and elbows" Apone - Aliens
"Have you ever been mistaken for a man?" Vasquez Aliens
"They mostly come out at night. Mostly." Newt Aliens
I could go on but you can guess the rest.
Never argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
That's a really good one.
"Of course you have to fight for what you want. If it weren't for peoples' fights, you'd never have met me because I'd be a housewife in british india, married to someone who my parents thought was respectable, probably with a couple of kids by now." - A friend
"Rather be forgot than be remembered for giving in."
"Scared that we might fail, we'll accomplish nothing - not even failure." - Refused
"I doubt we'll ever heal the world, but we can begin by learning how to deal with the conflicts that arise between us, instead of pretending they'll go away." - Frank Turner
"A man's fireman is a wonderful thing. When you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye."
Cartman, South Park.
"Just who did build the pyramids? Was it: The Egyptians; Officer Barbrady; The Babylonians."
Narrator, South Park.
"there's no sense ducking, son. They couldn't hit the broad side of an elephant from this dist..."
General John Sedgwick, American Civil War.
"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security"
"Go local sports team and/or college"
T-shirt Hell/Torsopants t-shirt.
"I bring nothing to the table"
T-shirt Hell/Torsopants t-shirt.
Jim - "Oh boys! Lookee what I got here!"
Bart - "Hey, where the white women at?"
Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little, Blazing saddles.
Mostly paraphrased to the best of my memory, sadly, and only one of any worth. Usually I quote The Simpsons, but my mind's gone blank.
God I wish that man were in charge of the USA right now...
I love that bit.
Terry Pratchett Cheesecake!
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Not this Hanlon but the qoute has stuck since BSD 4.2 release used it.
I always wanted to have that ideal father son relationship. You know, where I get to see him for like eight hours every other weekend, and send checks to some woman I hate. --Tucker, Red vs. Blue
I drank what? --Socrates
Faster than Paris Hilton gets naked. [rippp! That's hot!] --Radio tag line.
"Scars are souvineers you never lose" - John Rzeznik
Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum - Garbage in, Garbage out. Gotta love those Latin phrases.
I will kill you until you die from it! - Sadam Hussain (in Hot Shots part duex)
All I ask for in life is not to be blown off by a wind god - Bit-Tech's Games Editor, the emphatic Mr. Martin.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."-Albert Einstein
"Everything in this room is eatable. In fact even I am eatable, but that is called canabalism my dear children and is frowned upon in most civilizations.” -Willy Wonka
"If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier." - US Bumper Sticker
"As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." --Godwin
"As a forum discussion grows longer, the probability of a LOLcat or ORLY Owl being posted approaches one." --me
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