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LOL Triplets of dont's

Discussion in 'General' started by Twellmann, 8 Dec 2009.

  1. Twellmann

    Twellmann Carnivorous Homunculus

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    Make a personal list of three dont's


    1. Don't ride your Suzuki FZ-50 out over your homemade skateboard ramp :duh:
    2. Don't, when hammering a nail into a wall, place your left middle finger directly over the head of the nail :wallbash:
    3. Don't try to pry out those little blinkie LEDs out of your brothers sneakers, with a big knife. It will end up in the hand not wielding said knife :waah:
     
  2. Picarro

    Picarro What's a Dremel?

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    1. Don't text your girlfriend when you are really drunk. It makes her ex-girlfriend :wallbash:
    2. Don't let your homework wait and think, "Ohh, it'll do itself sometime"
    3. Don't sign up for 5 A level subjects, AND extra hours for talented teenagers. It equals no spare time :(
     
  3. bahgger

    bahgger Minimodder

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    International Baccalaureate > A-Levels
     
  4. Picarro

    Picarro What's a Dremel?

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    I have school from 8 to 16 every day, with 2-3 hours of homework, and every second week I have to spend a day to 23 at school. That is quite a lot when I was used to almost zero school, and no homework :-/
     
  5. dragontail

    dragontail 5bet Bluffer

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    Pppft, try taking Part II chemistry at Cambridge, then complain about having too much work. :p
     
  6. Picarro

    Picarro What's a Dremel?

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    I am actually aiming for Cambridge so we'll see in a couple of years ;)
     
  7. Twellmann

    Twellmann Carnivorous Homunculus

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    Try writing a triplet, instead of whining about schoolwork :D
     
  8. bigsharn

    bigsharn Officially demotivated

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    1. don't go drinking with people that hate you
    2. don't ride around on a scooter with no form of padding or protection on the day before your cousin's wedding and get knocked off by some idiot on a Honda 50cc
    3. don't have sex ever, after she finishes you, you'll miss it too much
     
  9. bigkingfun

    bigkingfun Tinkering addict

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    1) Dont ride a Suzuki Samurai full speed into a corn field.
    2) Dont put your moves on the super hot bartender. She is the girlfriend of the local smash-your-face guy.
    3) When you fall on your rollerblades and hit the ground, dont let the teeth hit first.
     
  10. Furymouse

    Furymouse Like connect 4 in dagger terms

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    1. Don't try
    2. Don't fail
    3. Don't separate from the other survivors :)
     
  11. BentAnat

    BentAnat Software Dev

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    1. Don't try to be nice - they'll just find something else you did or didn't do to b*tch about
    2. Don't take a loan Fiat 500 around a corner at >60kph... it goes very sideways
    3. Don't try to convince people that programming really isn't magic and actually requires work and time.
     
  12. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    1: Don't forget that new scalpel blades are sharper than old ones.
    2: Don't shoot self in foot with guns using green gas. Warm.
    3: Don't shave. You will regret it.
     
  13. Jumeira_Johnny

    Jumeira_Johnny 16032 - High plains drifter

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    1. Don't volunteer.
    2. Don't volunteer others.
    3. Don't suffer fools and vegetarians.
     
  14. Silver51

    Silver51 I cast flare!

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    1. Don't call me Shirley.
    2. Don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's raining.
    3. Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.
     
  15. will.

    will. A motorbike of jealousy!

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    Don't eat yellow snow
    Don't walk into lamp posts
    Don't forget to turn off the alarm clock at weekends
     
  16. GregTheRotter

    GregTheRotter Minimodder

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    Don't sit on the toilet seat without applying toilet paper to the seat FIRST
    Don't go for a s**t and forget to put at least TWO blocks of toilet paper in the toilet
    Don't say FUUUUCK when you do the two above, and get your brown eye splashed with cold wee-wee toilet water, when you've gone for s***t

    The end.
     
  17. PBear23

    PBear23 What's a Dremel?

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    It's actually "Don't piss on my back and tell me its raining" :thumb:
     
  18. bahgger

    bahgger Minimodder

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    Alternately,

    Don't walk into yellow snow.
    Don't eat lamp posts.
    Don't forget your weekends turn off alarm clocks.

    I hope my valid arguments enlighten you.
     
  19. Silver51

    Silver51 I cast flare!

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    It's a quote from the film Layer Cake and a deleted scene from either Snatch or Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
     
  20. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    1. Don't put milk in first when preparing a bowl of cereals
    2. Don't unintentionally post a personal picture in the demotivational thread
    3. Don't diss the cheesecake.
     

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