LOL Two of my friends hook up with Prostitutes...

Was my birthday this weekend, so i had a few friends round for the weekend. Couple from where i grew up, one from south korea and... Two of friends who are in the army...

I knew they'd be a rowdy, army seems to have magnified their personalities.

Was a big bash because it's my last weekend out with the lads before my wife gives birth.

On sunday, with everyone nursing a very well earned hangover.. One of them mentions he'd been to a brothel before, then the other one says that he's always wanted to goto one (ew). Anyway i suggest 'Why not just ring an escort, pop round and see her now'.. Dared them slightly to do it, never really expecting that'd go as far as they did. Conversation concludes with them ringing up a couple of escorts from the internet, about ten minute drive away.

They asked me to drop them off, so thinking i'd see how far they would take this.. I told them to get into the car.. Arriving at what can only be described as one of the worse council estates i've ever had the pleasure of visiting..

Now at this point i was convinced they'd both bottle it and tell me to take them back to my place, instead they got out of the car and into one of the apartment blocks.. I drive off and go park at a local coffee shop, texting them where i am.

They turn up 45 mins or so later, both looking slightly.. Disgusted.. With themselves.

Friends mentioned they both looked like Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, no doubt from various drugs they were ramming up eachothers noses. Also it was only a one bedroom flat, so one of them had to wait in the living room with the 1st girl, while the other did the business in the bedroom with the 2nd girl. Then swap.

At the time, i was slightly shocked but found it hilarious. Generally making them feel worse about what they just did by taking the piss on the drive back.. However the next day i kind of feel disgusted at myself for even driving them.

Never really had a problem with prostitution before, if people wanted to do that then it was up to them.. Just wasn't my cup of tea.. Now though.. Not so sure..

 

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Thats funny. There is a lot of that close to where I work because some of the guys spend over 30 days at a time working out of a camp and when they get back to town with some pretty big paychecks the first thing they do is go find a girl.
Not exactly my thing though...

 

lol!

Over here, prostitution is legal, and almost every city has a few streets of "red lights". That's right, it's not only on Amsterdam

Anyway, I never used their services (too grossed out by the thought i'd be #17 of 31 that day), but i did drive a taxi for 3 months... needless to say I knew every brothel in town within two weeks. Most of them are OK, and i'm perfectly fine with the business going on there. However, we too have a selection of really nasty places that need to be shut down yesterday. Good job on making your friends feel dirty, and next time make sure yo are informed enough to drive them to a proper one instead.

 

Prostitution is legal here too, but only sort of iirc. Its something like selling sex is fine, but buying it is illegal. So the prostitutes are okay, but the customers aren't. And any sort of organised prostitution is completely illegal.

 

"Selling is legal, ****ing is legal. So why isn't selling ****ing legal?" - George Carlin.

 

lol brothels and prostitues are well funny, I've been round someones before when they decided to phone the local brothel with a chinesse woman on the other end and asked her if one of the girls could take a dump on his chest.

Needless to say after she realised what he was asking for she put the phone down...proper funny.

Although Teesside is meant to have quite a healthy prostitute scene they get guys from as far away from birmingham coming up just to use the services lol

 

One of my goals when I travel to Germany and Holland or just check it out for shits and giggles. More of a photo op than a quick ****.

 

Well Urban.. They were both yammering on in my car how they were going to take pictures, ravage them and generally get their monies worth.

Reality was, as soon as i pulled up (Although they went through with it) they were nervous as hell and just ended up having straight sex.

Think that’s the reason why i would never do it, even if i was single. Despite the obvious reasons not to, i wouldn’t feel comfortable paying somebody for sex. Just that knowledge would put me right off.

 

Don't expect to get very far with a camera - not in holland, well amsterdam at least.

They get REALLY annoyed when you take pictures - I have a friend who took a picture and claims a mysterious and ominous looking man emerged from the crowd, took his camera and threw it in the canal, and had a massive go at him.



Amusing thread though - quite a funny story!

 

@ Andy: Lol. I'd be a little nervous too because they might of got robbed or killed on their little adventure. I don't see the point in paying for sex either. I think it's like a bucket list thing for me lol, trying before I die.

@ Julian: I try not to cause problems when I travel, but if someone did that to me they'd end up in the canal with my camera. I also don't do the typical tourist crap when I travel (1000+ pictures of random stuff & tourist sites). If I ever get to Holland, I should be good because my ex-college roomate was from Rotterdam and he travels home every other year. I like traveling with natives.