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LOL Weird Thought-If Godzilla fought and Eva

Discussion in 'General' started by Kasowaree, 27 Dec 2010.

  1. Kasowaree

    Kasowaree New Member

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    Werid thought
    Godzilla v. Unit 01
    Who'd win?
     
  2. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    ?!

    edit: just googled it ...

    mmm

    Godzilla because he (or she if you're watching the '98 version :hehe: ) has a crapload of experience
     
  3. Guest-23315

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    Godzilla, because ive never heard of the other one, but then the Japanese would turn up with the harpoons, and then cut him up for sushi.
     
  4. jhanlon303

    jhanlon303 The Keeper of History

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    Dude, You got it all wrong. Harpoons belong to the Norwegians. Everybody knows that.

    Call in the Norwegians!
     
  5. Guest-23315

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    But they dont eat sushi.

    And they seem to be pretty handy with the 'poons when whaling.
     
  6. Weekly_Estimate

    Weekly_Estimate Gives credit where its due

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    We talking about Eva from the wall-e movie here?

    God would win.
     
  7. SaNdCrAwLeR

    SaNdCrAwLeR New Member

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    Eva would...

    I mean come on it killed angels several times the size of Godzilla :p

    and if it isn't enough, unleash it in Berserker mode... and it regenerates... :D
     
  8. Psycho

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    Had to...
     
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  9. Silver51

    Silver51 I cast flare!

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    If you'd have said Eva Unit 00 or 02, then the Eva.

    However, in 01, Shinji would have a little cry, maybe a panic attack followed by a flashback sequence where his pet iguana gets run over by his dad's car (but his dad is way too busy to notice.) That would be followed by ten minutes of Shinji listening to Linkin Park, combing his hair over one eye and writing moody poetry about dying lizards on Deviantart.

    By that time either Rei would have stepped in or Shinji's mum's soul would have made the unit go berserk, just to stop him whining.
     
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  10. Ending Credits

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    And then some trippy stuff would happen causing godzilla to have an epileptic fit.
     
  11. knuck

    knuck Hate your face

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    like... playing audiosurf?
     
  12. Unicorn

    Unicorn Uniform November India

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    The title of this thread. No sense it makes. Fix please.

    Kthxbai.
     
  13. Guest-16

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    Godzilla. Eva only has battery for 5 minutes.

    /geek
     
  14. Psycho

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    Word.
     
  15. Silver51

    Silver51 I cast flare!

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    Forgetting about the umbilical and S²engine?

    Edit: Godzilla's uptime will be compromised too. I bet it get's really hot wearing that rubber dinosaur suit for more than a few minutes.



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  16. Cheapskate

    Cheapskate Insane? or just stupid?

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    Don't you people know Godzilla always wins? It's in his contract!



    ...Unless Mothra is somehow involved.
     

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