LOL Your new housemate

http://www.gumtree.com/p/flats-hous...girl-im-suggesting-totally-non-physi/89648133

"Also I should point out that having lived with several boyfriends before who liked staying up until the early hours reading, playing computer games or watching movies in bed or coming in a bit drunk, it totally doesn’t bother me I wear ear plugs and am very easy
going : )"

 

I'd answer this in a minute, except I'm a perv........and happily married.

 

I hope you meant housemate, as hosemate gives a totally different impression!

 

and the commute might be a bit of a killer!

 

Could be dangerous, if she is very hot and sleeping right next to you it could be very... difficult, to get sleep and stuff- and with only one bedroom...

Brave girl though, essentially advertising on gumtree for a single man to share her bed with

 

What could possibly go wrong, amiright?

 

Does saying no pervs make it any less likely that pervs will respond? Oh look, a girl who wants to share her bed, Me_Gusta.jpg, oh wait, no pervs. Damn!

Anyways, shes probably either really weird or else it's big Mike.

 

You, my man (as in accordance with rule #30), have just won the internet.

 

Please put a "u" in the thread title. PLEASE.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that I'm going to move to London. Brb, going to pack!

 

This is perfect for me I live in London and can spend time over at hers as well as with te family I going to have my cake and eat it

 

Someone needs to reply to the add and get a picture!

 

If you do it guys, buy a safe.

 

Well I'm the one she doesn't want, i stay up late come in drunk and play computer games and I suppose you can add perv to the list aswell...lol

Maybe I should apply.

 

Thank you Sir, I am most honored .

 

I can see the news headline, house mate found via gumtree found hacked to death in his sleep!

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I knew a girl with this exact setup.. we used to have get togethers before the club and sometimes after over at her apartment.. she was really good looking and I remember the first time I seen the arrangement with her roommate- I just assumed he was gay

found out later he wasn't.. one time spent the night over there and his fish tank needed a good cleaning.. it was bugging me when I woke up hungover so I cleaned the filter out before he got up.. it was funny- he never forgot that and always brought it up after

I think there was something going on with those two though.. something just wasn't right.. unless they were vampires

she went out with 2 of my friends but in the end lost touch with her.. I remember she liked me, even snuck in my bed once after I came home from a wedding.. but I just couldn't get over the live in guy friend

I could just picture him swinging upside down from a swingbar naked, then she comes home and gets some of that too

 

First night......

Girl- "there's something hard sticking in me"

 

I see someone has already come to the obvious conclusion that this is big mike in disguise.

 

Can't see this being true at all.. Who would be stupid enough to put them selves out like that?