LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

AWww I have brown hair, I can't work for Fox News.

 

That's me crashing the Fox news Christmas party this year then.


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OMG, dats da bomb!!!!!!!!!! Next weeks Number 1 fo show!!

 

more awesome rap music

 

Well if we're going to ruin the demote thread with crap music, here goes:

 

THIS IS NOT A **** VIDEO THREAD. DO NOT WANT.

Also, for the love of anything someone teach that gentleman how to use a belt before his jeans are round his ankles.

 

I might get depressed about V day, if I didn't see how panicky my mate is getting trying to work out what he's going to do with his new girlfriend.
Then I remember that whatever he does he's still probably going to get laid and I get depressed again

 

The way things are going I may be single by valentines day. How depressing

 

The way things are going I may be single every day including Valentine's Day. Nothing has changed here.

 

meh I know what im doing on valentines day...same thing every other single man will likely do







LEGO MOVIE!!!!

 

Oh yes, oh my yes, and further taking to both the creators about it.

 

Valentines day is a loose loose for everyone.

Me and the missus are ignoring it and going to see this:

 

My wife and I are using it as an excuse to bulk-buy champagne at Aldi (£9,99 a bottle), and drink a bottle together with a really nice meal on the day.

 

That reminds me! College friends and I go every Thursday at changeover day, we'll be sure to bring extra money!

 

I'll be working in the morning, w*nking in the evening probably.

 

For Christ's sake someone post a forever alone meme!

 

Haha clever

 

Not sure if intentional...