LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

There's a nice little pizzeria in Birmingham that does a Nutella and banana calzone.

 

Customer complains computer won't post and make strange buzzing noises. Tech decide to open the PSU and find 3 mud wasp nests : /

 

BURN THE INFECTED POD!!!

 

Not so much "lol" but utterly heartbreaking. WTF are we playing at?

 

I wonder what necessity, or rule of thumb allows a civ to grow to this kind of active state.

 

that's very funny, pity the camera man was being a dick though

 

By that reasoning, a normal pizza is the same as a cheese and tomato sandwich

 

Pizza dough is very similar to a crusty white bread dough.

 

Ticket referred to our support team

User cant open citrix (Xenapp error).

Attempted fix by first line support, Repaired java, reinstalled MS Office, reset Outlook profile.

100% avoided a single fix that may have helped Good job these guys are qualified.

 

LOL. I think there may have been some exotic tobacco involved in that one.

 

Those two terms seem a tad contradictory.

 

I feel your pain on this, other week I went to Asda (UK version of Walmart). Christmas sweets are out in droves along with promotions and two isles of decorations. Only one isle of Halloween stuff.
Ikea last night half a jeffing floor is now a Christmas display. I remember working in retail and Christmas stock always crept up a day or two earlier each year. Its depressing turning up somewhere in shorts an Tshirt because its still warm to see a full display of the stuff.

 

Where about's in Birmingham is this?..

 

Christmas chocolate boxes have been in the supermarkets since the day after the August Bank Holiday

Bah humbug.