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25 Logical Reasons to Vote For Trump

http://25logicalreasonstovotefordonaldtrump.com/

worth a read

 

The child that chokes on the surprise doesn't go onto to have children who choke on the surprise.

On side note there still available in the UK

 

1. You're a nihilist.
2. You like to watch the world burn.
3. You're a sadist
4. You're a masochist.
5. Schadenfreude
6. Schedenfreude, but against yourself.
7. You're racist, esp. against Mexicans
8. You hate women, or at least don't want to see one in the white house
9. You don't want Bill Clinton v.2
10. You're a woman and really wanted to claim that "first" title.
11. You're related to Donald Trump
12. You do business with Donald Trump
13. You or your business would benefit from Donald Trump's policies (whatever they might actually be)

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25. You understand that the president doesn't really do much. The U.S. is a capitalist oligarchy with both political parties vying for power to help their own "cool" table in the lunch room. Each thinks their version of "cool" is better than the other table's. In reality they're pretty much the same when it comes to the effects of their policy, but they'd help someone from their own table 1000x before helping someone outside their group and will even try to destroy policy they more or less agree with if the idea came from the other guys, esp. if their group leader tells them to destroy it.

I'm not saying these are good reasons, just logically sound.

 

We prefer the term entropy fan:

 

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Not so much cutting your nose off to spite your face, more lopping your whole head off.

 

#25 for the win

 

Yes, it's lethal.

 

Apparently Hillary doesn't have long left on this Earth, Colostomy bag, extended daily taking of blood thinning medicine, over the six months recommended usage (she is highly prone to blood clouts). She has suffered brain trauma in the past. She has had a cancerous lesions taken from her tongue, she cant stand by her self or walk up even one or two steps.

She is meant to be showing that O ring old age pensioners get around the mouth before death.

I stand to win Money at 5/2 if she wins, but the truth is leaving all negative points to the side about her and unless you have been living on the moon, the list is extensive. She is just not well enough to be the president.

Trump is going to be the next President, if he can stay alive longer than a few months in the role.


Today

 

Well in that case Donald Trump's a bleached cadaver propped up with hot air.

Oh wait...

 

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Hilary has been announced to be suffering from Pneumonia (& dehydration in that vid.)

 

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Does that mean The Donald has Tourette's?

 

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Hillary's bolts falling out , I for one welcome our new skynet overlord........If they can sort out the occasional BSODs out that is....................

 

If there were any secret advanced medical technologies above ground, below ground, off ground, the elite could apply to remedy hilliary, you'd have to think they would do it. Ie: the application of black ops nano tech, the military grade and advanced research medicine. Thats not to say there is not existing advanced and secret research medicine, life extension tech. If their isnt some one is not doing their job properly.

But even their golden girl, queen of ..... Cant get a rejuvenation session?


The point im making, much like steve jobs, if advanced (consiracy stuff) technolgies and medicine was a available, you would think some one like hilliary would get a couple of repair sessions in which ever deep underground base has that sht.

Trumps vice president will be called up to take over due to trump unable to continue? he will have to claim his sht down or face a jfk or jfk jr party.

Trump will be a fun president to watch, wassington will be up on its toes for the first time in 53 years post koo

 

More ridiculous, conspiracy theory nonsense.

 

I'm not seriously saying that she is an automaton you know Just purely curiosity as to what the metal thing that fell out of her pants, she is fairly old you know and it isn't uncommon for people of 68 years of age to have lasting and/or degenerative health problems and it is bloody difficult to think of why a piece of metal would fall out of someone's trousers.

I noticed it was never a conspiracy when it was john McCain or George bush being questioned as to their health for the job when much less had happened to make people doubt the candidates health (I think bush fainted after choking on a pretzel and McCain has just looked old as f*** since he was 55, and looks pretty similar now to 2008 for that matter).

This would be very bad for the trump campaign anyway, so far yet so close to the election, if she had to quit the race because of health. Trump winning relies on Hillary staying, he will win if Hillary remains and is healthy here on out.