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The Coronavirus Thread

Discussion in 'Serious' started by d_stilgar, 13 Mar 2020.

  1. oscy

    oscy Modder

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    Of course it's Laura Kuenssberg that breaks the story. She was probably under the sheets with him when she heard him cough.
     
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  2. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    I trust that guy so little i'd like to see the test results. I guess if he stays in the same place as his pregnant partner it'll give an indication.
     
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  3. Fingers66

    Fingers66 Kiwi in London

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    If he told me the sky was blue I would go outside and check for myself.
     
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  4. oscy

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    Millions frantically Googling Boris' age as we speak.
     
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  5. VipersGratitude

    VipersGratitude Multimodder

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    55 - 0.6% mortality rate
     
  6. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    I mean.. He's probably going to be fine. Bloated carcass that he is, it's probably hard to kill the dead.
     
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  7. fix-the-spade

    fix-the-spade Multimodder

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    Damn, for 55 he's really showing the mileage.
     
  8. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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  9. Risky

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    Spoke to our Barclays Relationship manager. No loan on offer. He recommended us refusing to pay our suppliers and apply for grants . Passed this on to the MP. Expect the banks to get a roasting from the top in a few days.
     
  10. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    I got similar from Natwest - basically 'we ain't doing **** unless the govt forces us to'
     
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  11. Risky

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    Please mail your MP get them sending the pressure up the chain. The government is financing them at 0.1% no effing good unless they get some liquidity into the economy.
     
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    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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  13. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    My MP... do things? lol...

    He's probably holed up with his hand made Corbyn waifu pillow waiting for all the nasty people to go away.
     
  14. Fingers66

    Fingers66 Kiwi in London

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    And so it begins...
     
  15. Anfield

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    Usually I'd recommend a handwritten letter so you stand out from the flood of emails MPs get... but in the current situation they would probably deploy a flamethrower if a letter arrived lol.
     
  16. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    Don't forget the "Say No To XYZ" campaigns. Yeah because saying no to it is going to stop it.
     
  17. Fingers66

    Fingers66 Kiwi in London

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    Any quants here want to take the published mortality rate per age group, apply them to each cabinet member, combine it to the "population" of the cabinet to work out what the odds are of a cabinet death?
     
  18. Risky

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    My one is a Conservative, probably more use in this situation.
     
  19. edzieba

    edzieba Virtual Realist

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    Yeah, but only to make sure future legislation doesn't accidentally shore up any loopholes the banks are wriggling through.
     
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